Following loads of comical replies i found on this thread. .  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-416598.0.html . . , i am compelled to open a new thread which attempts to replicate what the initial poster probably had in mind.

Stemming from an upsurge in the number of employees who loose their jobs on a daily basis, as well as an ever increasing number of graduates that flow into the labour market on a yearly basis, the situation regarding Jobs and employment has gone beyond ridiculous to pathetic.

With about 498777 members on Nairaland {as at the time this thread is opened}, i believe members without the so much required "connection", which is normally a requisite for Job openings will be able to network their way into "hidden" job markets.

To do this, it is required that Job seekers post a short Resume in the following format for easy perusal by likely employers.

Degree Qualification :

Years of experience:

Other Professional Qualifications:

Computing and Language skills:



P.S.  Don't be an asshole, if you really don't have anything to say, kindly shut up for the greater good of all!