A pretty teacher was concerned about one of her 11-year old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love" the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, who whom?"
"With You!" the yeye thing said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, " don't you see how silly that is ? It's true that i would like a husband of my own some day, but i don't want a child."
"oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, " I'll use a rubber!"

i smiled

Lolllllll,

i'm a Guru, dont need to be told

Nice one.

Thanks bro,
Expect more from this Guru

C u at d top. Wel don ma boy

C u at d top. Wel don ma boy

Thanks bro,
I'm not your boy lol

Na 4rm small u don bad

na from hide and seek nain studio take get him first piken

Sylv no jst go dere o

i don reach there comort

Sylvex,
Na hide and seek game dey sweet pass,
Erm. My wife thing don tire me jor. I need fresh blood u know Lol

d gonorrhea wahala wen u from comort never reach abi?

Lolll
sylvex are u ok?

he doesnt lk it,

sylve11:

na from hide and seek nain studio take get him first piken

4 d 5th or recent wyf? Lol.

whispering jossy tell me secretly,does he v others aside me? Abeg talk true,no mk anybody hear o

@dyt, u wan tel me say u nor trust d man u claim 2 b ur husband? Nor b my mouth them go hear say Abacha die them nor use coffin bury am o!

Are u going to believe those people?
Im your husband and i've been faithful all dis years.
Jossy is a home breaker so ignore whatever she tells you o.
Sometimes when i go to her shop to buy jik, she wont collect money from me, Even she's fond of brushing her ass on my thing to make me fall for her.
Be careful with her o.



*runs to the corner> I DON SCATTER HER BRAIN WITH LIES. She no go believe wetin that jossy of a girl go tell her again Lolll*

Aw so sweet,lots of kisses bt i hrd u darling?

No i was only rehearsing a script

Darling bring ur ear,is jossy tripping 4 u?

Lol
jossy is a friend, I wont let anybody come between us.
Trust me

Dyt:

Darling bring your ear,is jossy tripping 4 u?

anytin make me trip 4 studio which means na armu robber motor i enta. Ask your husband watin him pinto dey do 4 my backsid 4 d supamarket as he claimed. So unlucky 4 u to v gotten married to an opio. Hahahahaha.

Me?
Chai i don suffer. Lol
i get hot temper, I go woze somebody o

I mistakenly posted my reply making a new thread,hmmmm

U wan hijack my thread?