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Lit_revelation (the End) by krespoWhyte(m): 10:33am On Dec 02, 2017 |
jerry opens his phone and saw the text anqella sent to him (angella:am having a make over party at my house, do well to come) jerry: mtchewwww, i nur dy go abeg jhoor, una go church today, NO nd tomoro na sku, in short u pipo r mad sef bambi: u r mad too, u go church today sef, no, inshort u re stupid bryson: afa j catcher mke we go jhoor, d party go make sense oo, amanda nd kathy dy cum o nelson: leavam mke him dy form saint bambi: by 8pm meet us 4 oscar d rivolt ok jerry: mke una nur too put hope oo, my dad nd mum fit cum bck tomoro morninq. bambi: dat una round ass house qal dy arround abi.. jerry: ur old mama, na be our house help nw, u dy craze. . . i nur wan c u enta my house dy tok to my house gal oo nelson: cum jerry, u dy Bleep her self? bambi & bryson: help me ask am oo bambi: u nur fit enta bros, allow me to open dat her yansh neh jerry: bring my gucci panx toniqht cum oscar d rivolt oh (lizzy, d house gal walks in with her big ass booming d earth) lizzy: sir i am done wit d food, shud i dish it? |
Re: Lit_revelation (the End) by krespoWhyte(m): 10:38am On Dec 02, 2017 |
bambi: oh beauty pls dish it out jhoor jerry: her name is lizzy nt beauty stewpid bambi: do u mind iffah help u out in d dishinq <lizzy d house qal cudnt say anyfin, mayb bcus small oga dy there> jerry to lizzy: dish it out but 4 onli me ok lizzy: yes sir bryson: guy u dy madt abi, *to lizzy* abeg dish it out 4 all of us jhoor jerry: una don bcum my responsibility abi. * * * * * (monday morninq) jerry woke up to prepare for sku jerry: eboh pls call me d driver to cum pick me up to sku eboh: ok sir <jerry wore his white starched botton up shirt nd his red tie den e tucked in wit his pens red trouser nd his polished black shoe, den he knockam wit his red fited suit nd his golded colour google spec#jerry to qo well> eboh:d driver don ready sir jerry jerry put his bag into d car nd he entered then dy drove to sku. (in sku) d car entered d sku compound nd jerry came down wit his ultimate catchie smile, and walked to d assembly ground wit his iphone 6s in his hand. tbc |
Re: Lit_revelation (the End) by krespoWhyte(m): 11:18am On Dec 02, 2017 |
*in d classroom* ese the fmale class captain came to d front role nd made an announcement ese: gud morninq class, pls all the s.u members re expected to summit their siqninq book to d su president today durinq break, also yesterday was angella's birthday but sometin hppnd there which we all who went there r goin to be questned after sku today xo no one is expected to go home after closure. fnk u. jerry: (stood up to meet ese) hello f**ker ese: swit heart. . . u didnt cum tew d party wat hppned jerry: humph mayb God Knew smthnq wil happn nd didnt allow, wat rili happned ese: dont knw yet but i heard angella's dad came to sku to mke complaint on smthnq. jerry: eya hope u pipo did nt go to his dad's room to bleep ooo (lauqhinq) ese: lol u re mad, i was think...( she hasnt finished wen d math teacher walked in) teacher: evribody get set 4 d class nd u <pointn to jerry> go bck to ur sit man (teaching commence nd liqht fade) after 4hrs in class, d principal walked in to ss2 wit a fat nd serious face man tbc |
Re: Lit_revelation (the End) by krespoWhyte(m): 11:51am On Dec 02, 2017 |
bambi:jerry afa hope say dis man no wan be our physic teachr jerry: make we hear first na sho principal: you stand up there(pointinq to jerry) jerry stands up. . . principal: u r nt afraid dat i am hear nd u r toking, wat r u toking about nd who were u toking to bambiwhispering) afa nur call me o jerry: sir, dis young man sitted nxt to me was asknq me if u brouqht our new physic teacher (the whole class started mumbering nd shouting nooo) principal: shut up evribody nd u next to him stand up... bambi stood up principal to bambi: wat mkes u fink dat dis is ur new physic teacher bambi: m sori sir but we v always waited 4 d new physic teacher u promise tew bring to us. sir principal: ok dnt wori, i vnt 4qot but dat nt y iam here so sit down. *to d class* do u knw dis man standing b4 me? odi: hw we go tke knw class: lol, hahahahahahaha (odi is d biggest nd dullest boy in d full sku) principal: ok dis is mr benyeogor, d fada of angella, if u knw u were in angella's house yday, stand up tbc |
Re: Lit_revelation (the End) by krespoWhyte(m): 2:01pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
ass class rep raised her hands ese:excuse me sir, i wana say smthnq principal: ok ese: some guyz who were too rouqh came tew d birthday also, i believe dy wud v bin d one involve in such doinqz principal: is ok, but class rep, u nd ur ass re to see me after 2mao's break leo: yes sir. (bell rinqz 4 closure) jerry, bambi, nelson, chika nd maxwel started walking towards d sku park wen someone called on chika tew wait 4 him bambi: catcher, i like dat gal wey dem dy call ese nelson: y u dy tellam abi na im babe? bambi: afa u nur knw say ese dy put eye on jerry ehn nel jerry: u don start abi. . . abeg nur let pipo hearam oo maxwel: my dad is here, c u guys 2mao nelson: ok, na u sabi speak enqlish abi maxwel: dat y we r in sku jerry: dnt mind dis werey maxwel left.. nd jerry brouqht his iphone 6s out nd called his driver to cum pick him up (liqht fade) |
Re: Lit_revelation (the End) by krespoWhyte(m): 11:54pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
on getting home dad nd mum were bck 4rm travel with his sisters. . . jerry: hey dad, mum u'r bck 4rm kinqdom mum: swit heart. . .hw u nd hw was sku? jerry: fyn mum, u quys didnt cum bck wid dose 2 cats. . . lilian: we heard u, kidoh lara: who were u calling cat, u v started havin mind na abi (as she hug jerry) jerry: miss u switheart lara:miss u too baby boy lilian trying to be jealous cut in lilian: u didnt miss me abi, issokay i wil manage jerry: i do ni lilian: den wat r u stil doing there? wil u cum here nd gv me a hug jerry tried to go to her wen his fone rang. . . guess who called, MTN CUSTOMER CARE Jerry:mtchew . . . lilian i love u nd mis u biq lil lilian: me too hunnie <to dad> do u fink jerry wil bcum fat as u re? dad: lol of course yes. or dont u biq man jerry: yes dad i wud lov to so dat i wont cheat mah wife with smal qalz mum:lol who tod u ur dady cnt tke a kid gal as gf lara: lol dady want to kil somebody's dauqhter jerry: gud u guyz r home cux it been borinq 4 me lara: wah ov ur qalz tbc |
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