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My First Weed Experience by Theix9: 9:20pm On Dec 02, 2017
Twas a lovely Sunday, but had to do some dirty work somewhere on an island. (I'm still high right now...but at least high enough to know what I'm doing whether it's right or wrong.)

So we took a break (the guy that was directly involved with me will be called "X"wink before X had told a guy to help him get some dope). So during the break X was like "how far" Shey you go dey alright, and I voluntarily and in my sheer stupidity followed him. With no clue that I was going into the realm of holy smokes.

X processed the whole thing and lit it with the dealers lighter. He took about two puffs, I noticed how he inhaled the whole thing, little or no smoke was coming out of his mouth (I beheld the intake into his system)....
He passed it on to me, I took it and took two puffs, drowned it into my system. Felt awesomely good, but I still coughed though. Didn't notice anything going wrong.

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And that's all it took or less, for me to get transferred into the world of the most high. In less than 30 seconds. I'd gone from really exited ('cos I felt like I'd arrived), to extremely prepared to meet my maker!. In 30 seconds.


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Re: My First Weed Experience by squash47(m): 9:22pm On Dec 02, 2017
If i open that link make my sandal cut

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