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Two Men by Labans(m): 2:40pm On Feb 26, 2007 |
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guys responds proudly, "Yes, that I am." The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guys says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited and say! s, :And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 too." About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight." The woman asks, "Why do you say that?" The bartender replies, "The Murphy twins are drunk again." |
Re: Two Men by dabby(f): 3:43pm On Feb 27, 2007 |
hahaha. |
Re: Two Men by ogbes(m): 4:05pm On Feb 27, 2007 |
this one in a million I just can`t stop laughing |
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