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Sexliable - A Short Fiction By Johnaruson by johnaruson(m): 10:50am On Dec 12, 2017
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Sexliable - episode 1.
In the upgrade of Earth - version 2.0 the creator came up with a solution to the Sexual excesses of mankind as only him knows the whole activities and truth of every one's sexual profile, having seen that sex is one of man's greatest interest, decided to make it sweeter and evidently undeniable.
God now made sex sweeter and more interesting to the extent that every second in the act becomes the usual climax or orgasm but not without a price tag of having a twin babies immediately after the intercourse; one for the man and the other one for the woman.
Think about it this way: Like a Force Majeure, your husband went to a vacation and came home with babies or Your wife came back from office with a new kid. Can he/she deny it; no.
In the old version of earth, these deniable and frequently asked questions always come up: 'Are you a virgin?' 'Do you have a boy/girlfriend?' 'Are you married?', 'Will you be faithful to me?' 'Is he or she your date?' As you can't deny having sex this time around; the question will now be: How many children have you? and how old is the first or last one?
Having in mind the cost of Child Supports and the embarrassment of caught in the act of sexual unfaithfulness. The worst in the now sweeter sex; will be seeing your daughter/s periodically come home with babies.
If rape can't be eliminated, for sure, it wouldn't be any longer deniable! Commercial sex may no longer make sense, because it will leave more trouble than relief or pleasure.
Finally, since earth 2.0 is on trial version , the maker decided to consult the users (mankind, the victim or victor of sexual escapades) through this questions: Will you enjoy the new sweeter sex and be liable and undeniably faithful to vows, spouse or partner? Yes or No: Do you want me to make sex this Sweeter and evidently undeniable?...to be cont'd.

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