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New Igbo Catechism by Mrkumareze(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2017
*NEW IGBO CATECHISM*

*Q. Onye kpulu gi?*
A. Chukwu kpulu m.


*Q. Maka gini ka Chikwu jiri kpuo gi?*
A. Chukwu kpulu m ka m Mara ya, hu ya n'anya, fee ya n'uwa, ma binyere ya n'anuri ebebe n'uwa ozo.


*Q. E nwere ihe di iche na onye Chukwu kpulu, na onye Rochas kpulu?*
A. Eyee! E nwere ihe di iche na onye Chukwu kpulu na onye Rochas kpulu ... makana onye Chukwu kpulu na eku ume ... mana, onye Rochas kpulu, anaghi eku ume
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Re: New Igbo Catechism by LivinaPatrick(f): 11:22am On Dec 15, 2017
Hahahaha chineke e,unu egbuolam final

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