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What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Mobinga: 9:24am On Apr 02, 2010 |
Don't know about you guys but I usually browse with my phone while pooin. Most people read newspapers and stuff. Can't remember the last time I went to poo just doing nothing but concentrating on the poo. So what do you do while pooin? |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Mobinga: 9:26am On Apr 02, 2010 |
I don't know the appropriate board for this. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Nobody: 9:27am On Apr 02, 2010 |
Mobinga:yet you had to share it FUNNY!!! |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by bournvita: 9:28am On Apr 02, 2010 |
I love gisting or reading novels, when i'm alone i read novels, when im with my partner, we just talk whilst im doing the thing, when i finish, i usually ask him in Igbo " Is it smelling, do you think i need a spray" and then d dude answers with a nod like a dumb person |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by aieromon(m): 10:16am On Apr 02, 2010 |
I think. . . .and read novels when its too captivating to put down. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Mobinga: 12:17pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Hehe i'm not the only crazy person |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by DAVE5(m): 12:25pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
@bournvita i sure guess u r joking rite? |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by bournvita: 12:26pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
And whats there to joke about? |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by SUKKIE(m): 1:36pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
A good newspaper should do for me,starting from the backpage. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by axeman85(m): 2:00pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
i squeeze my face and tighten my muscles. lol. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by bigfather(m): 2:23pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
I read newspapers, meeeennnn,the thing dey sweet o ! |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by desthan(m): 2:46pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
smoke weed, then digest it with a stick of Marlboro light |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Hauwa1: 3:30pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
if the pooin is hard, i just dream of the best way to do it without hurting the area, if it is soft pooin, i just daydream, browse NL, catch up with classwork etc |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Nobody: 3:33pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
*Hauwa*:LMAO bournvita:so you guys have two toilet in one bathroom? |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by nellaluv(f): 8:08pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Actually when i'm pressed to go i'll jumping up and down looking for a book any book or newspaper to read, or my portable dvd if i was in d middle of a movie. Trust me u wouldn't want to go in when i'm done |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
I think. I never stay long enough to read anything meaningful, and i certainly don't remember to take any reading material in. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by 0hsisi: 8:17pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Sometimes I type on my laptop |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by dominique(f): 8:47pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
funny thread most i read till i get leg cramps. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by r231(m): 9:07pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
hmmmmm |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Amjustme: 9:27pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Dis is so funny. So we all end up doing d same things? guess we were wired dat way. Personally, unless am too pressed, i try to take a book iv been reading but its mostly d best time to type text messages to family, friends and loved ones. I dont really like people around me during this period, it kind of stops d flow then lastly, i HATE water around or sprinkled on me during dis action, lol |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by mamagee3(f): 9:29pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
I slap posters who Create rubbish on Nairaland all in the name of Creating a new thread and send them off to school where they belong. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Lol, this is one hell of a thread. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Outstrip(f): 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Na wa oh. Just wondering though. How long do you people use the toilet that you can read novels and even carry a portable DVD player |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by PyRo1: 10:25pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Fingering! |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by nellaluv(f): 10:54pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Outstrip: Na wa oh. Just wondering though. How long do you people use the toilet that you can read novels and even carry a portable DVD playeri wonder o @dominique, u're right if the shit refused to come out the leg cramp would slap me back to reality,lol |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by 0hsisi: 12:16am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Outstrip: My dear all poo poo's are not equal some are wait and take (or is it wait and drop) others need gravity to reach in and gradually pull it down and for such ,you need to add a chore while you wait patiently Sometimes sef after we don finish the poo poo, we just sit there and continue watching the movie on the portable dvd player I don't know about you but poo-ing is very relaxing I actually enjoy the process It's almost as peaceful as meditation You get in tune with your self,as you answer that |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by bournvita: 12:29am On Apr 03, 2010 |
rokiatu: no, he just stands and gist with me,after that the dude go carry spray spray the life of the toilet and disinfect the whole arena |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Nobody: 12:41am On Apr 03, 2010 |
@post i go in, do the biz and get out. it never lasts more than 30sec so bringing any distraction is pointless. |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by 0hsisi: 1:00am On Apr 03, 2010 |
MRbrownJAY: you don't know what you're missing |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Nobody: 1:23am On Apr 03, 2010 |
0hsisi: are you saying that there are things that are better enjoyed while on a toilet seat?! |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by Mobinga: 1:29am On Apr 03, 2010 |
^^ He doesn't know what he is missing |
Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by googles: 2:42am On Apr 03, 2010 |
lol. . . . i honestly dont do anything, well maybe i listen to music terry gee's free madness precisely |
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