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Funniest Joke This Week by donblade85555(m): 12:21pm On Dec 19, 2017
Mr charyboy440 has a fat wife, one day his wife went on a trip.
2 hours later he received a phone call from a police man

Police:- Am I speaking to Mr charlyboy440?
Charlyboy440:- yes, you are

Police:- The bus your wife entered just had an accident

Charlyboy440:- Oh No, my sweet wife, did she die?

Police:- I don't really know, but the info I have says that only three people died

Charlyboy440:- Thank God, that means my wife is safe

Police:- why do u say so?

Charlyboy440:- u said only 3 people died
Police:- What make u think your wife is not among the three people

Charlyboy440:- Officer my wife is 8 in 1 . and the people that died are not up to 8.

source of joke:- www.laughkillme.com
Re: Funniest Joke This Week by Charlyboy440(m): 11:17pm On Dec 19, 2017
donblade85555:
Mr charyboy440 has a fat wife, one day his wife went on a trip.
2 hours later he received a phone call from a police man

Police:- Am I speaking to Mr charlyboy440?
Charlyboy440:- yes, you are

Police:- The bus your wife entered just had an accident

Charlyboy440:- Oh No, my sweet wife, did she die?

Police:- I don't really know, but the info I have says that only three people died

Charlyboy440:- Thank God, that means my wife is safe

Police:- why do u say so?

Charlyboy440:- u said only 3 people died
Police:- What make u think your wife is not among the three people

Charlyboy440:- Officer my wife is 8 in 1 . and the people that died are not up to 8.

source of joke:- www.laughkillme.com

Haha.. It's like u are not serious,

You have also start looking for trouble here again..

No worry cheesy first to do no dey pain oo


Beside.. The burial of my late fat wife is tomorrow oo.. Come and eat akara and rice, or else hunger will finish u.. tongue
Re: Funniest Joke This Week by donblade85555(m): 9:35am On Dec 20, 2017
Charlyboy440:


Haha.. It's like u are not serious,

You have also start looking for trouble here again..

No worry cheesy first to do no dey pain oo


Beside.. The burial of my late fat wife is tomorrow oo.. Come and eat akara and rice, or else hunger will finish u.. tongue

I will be there for sure
Re: Funniest Joke This Week by Charlyboy440(m): 10:57am On Dec 20, 2017
donblade85555:

I will be there for sure
Good will be expecting you and your very big spoon and big bowl for take away..

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