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| How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 7:45pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Chinedu! Grandpa called. Bright was difficult to pronounce. Take this goat and get it killed, this he ordered in Etche language. The goat was staring at me in pity. it was a huge goat the Yorubas would call Obuko and the Igbos would call Oke nkpi. It was looking ultra scary with a very strong odour. If there's anything like War goat, this is the perfect one for the military,it looked very gallant. How would I start? I was scared of the goat and the goat was scared of what it would do to me if I come any closer. From the blue, I saw Martha, the village girl I planned to bombard with the 2 pages of love poems i earlier crammed. She looked very pretty for a village girl without make up. The sight of Martha catalyzed an adrenaline rush in me. And I went closer and gripped the goat by its rope and tried tilting it down. Unfortunately, the goat tilted me down. I got up and saw Martha by my side, offering a helping hand,which I declined trying to act a man. I had underrated the goat because of the Martha catalase. While I was sweating,i could tell this stubborn goat was laughing, bleatingly. I went for the second try,this time with Martha and grandma watching me with the face you'd give to a spoilt city brat scared of cockroach. I was barely on my feet when this inhuman goat came for the kill... Up until now all I could remember was shouting Mma ehh! Mma eh!! *Stay Safe this Season* *Kill what you can kill* *Eat and drink Safe* *Merry Xmas Seun Lalasticlala and Nairaland in general > From BrightRivers |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by wtfcoded: 8:09pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Chineke nna hehehehe!!
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| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by chilewenwam: 8:12pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
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| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by marooh: 8:29pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
U write like nigeria poemist  |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by erifeoluwasimi(f): 8:40pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Weak man!!!!! |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 8:44pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
erifeoluwasimi:Bro you will not understand.. |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by makavelli47(m): 9:07pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
lol, meanwhile a minute of silence for all the fallen chickens and goats |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by Baawaa(m): 9:11pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
You are shaking because of obuko,you better don't go closer to village's dogs |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by Modelqwen(f): 9:32pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
 hahahaha |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 10:22pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Baawaa:My own village dogs are only known to help lick off the faeces of kids.. They're all lazy, but not withstanding, fear will not allow me to raise a cutlass on any |
| Re: How This Goat Embarrassed Me In Front Of Martha, My Village Crush by SKhanmi: 11:30pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Mma ehh mma eh This guy is funny |
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