A football viewing center is one of the funniest place in Nigeria to go to . In a football viewing center, there are different types of characters but the common is LIES. 60 % of the people who watch the match tell lies in the football viewing center. I have taken time to write this through experience to you. The following are different categories of people who come to watch football match at a football viewing center .

1) BIG MEN : These are the people who come to watch football match at a football viewing center with a lot of money. When football fee is #100 , they pay #500. They balance well and they even dictate for the owner of the viewing center.

2) THE FREE PEOPLE : These are the people that watch a football match without paying a dime. They are mostly found at the back of the center. They often struggle with the big men.

3) DEBATERS : These people just come to pick any topic and argue on it. For instance, they discuss on a topic like Messi and Ronaldo who is better. This is where the historians come in. Historians are the ones who give history of events. E.g the past five world footballers of the year. They waste time on a single topic not related to the match that is watched.

4) THE CONFUSED : These ate the people that confusion has eaten the better part of them . They are found amongst the touts in the football viewing center. When you are in their midst you hear things like, 'Gunners ti ku leni , Arsenal ti fe na won pa' OR 'Super eagles dey play Barca tonight. They make one more confused when they say things near truth.

5) CRITICS : These are the ones who criticize footballers, coaches and officiating men. They often pass disapproving comments on players. You hear things like, ''This referee that calls himself Howard Webb ought not to give the guy a red card. It is as a result of his level of mediocrity. ''

6) ABUSERS (aka enemies of progress) : These are those that come to abuse or mock a team or player for no reason. I wish the owners of viewing centers should ban them.

7) SHOUTERS : These people keep mute until a goal is scored. They are the first to shout 'Goal'. To be frank, I belong to this group.

INFORMATION MINISTERS : They give details of players. A football viewing center can't be interesting without them. The interesting side is that they analyse matches very well. Sometimes I form big guy by analysing with them. I respect them a lot.

9) BETTERS AND FORTUNE TELLERS : Betters are the ones who predict a match and have 50% possibility of winning. They only shout goal if the team they bet to win has scored. Fortune tellers are people that watch the match and you hear things like ''The match go be 2-1 and Lo and behold the scoreline will be 2-1. Immediately they come, I keep mute.

10) OFF POINT : they argue about matters not relating to the match being viewed. Na this people dey vex me pass. They shout up Barca when Man United is playing Tottenham Hotspur. Also there was an incident where a man came in and told tales of how his 18 years old daughter is a master degree holder. (Ah see lie).

11) PHONE CHARGERS : They come to charge phone in the football viewing center only. Some charge their phones and leave the center until the time the battery will be full. Those people are evidences of power failure and poverty in Nigeria.

12) CHOOK MOUTHERS : They come from nowhere to join the conversation. The most annoying part is that they start with lies. They can say Messi has won ballon d'or 10 times in a row when the debate is about Messi and Ronaldo.

13) PICK POCKETERS : They are the ones who steal every match day. Be careful because your money can develop wings into their accounts.

14) RELAXATION PEOPLE : They come to relax maybe when they feel home is boring or they want to laugh.

15) REAL FANS :They are very supportive and they do anything to make their team win. They never lose hope.

16) DOUBLE SIDED FANS : They support any team that wins.

17) TALKATIVES : They never keep quiet. They can be found amongst the debaters, critics, analysts and information ministers.

18) DYING MINUTES FANS : They come during the 2nd half of the match and ask stupid questions even when they see the scoreline clearly written on the � set. They Overcrowd the place.

19) SPACE BOOKERS : They book space by sitting on 2 chairs or putting materials on the chairs.They are. very annoying.

20) "BY THE WAY " ASKERS : They pass the football viewing center and ask useless questions like 'who is keeping for Nigeria? ' They are very annoying.

Author : Starboynobesay
Source : My experience
Date : 26/12/2017
You are free to add yours or give constructive criticism.
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NwaChibuzor504:
There's nothing worse than watching a football game with a person who knows zero about the sport. I remember Arsenal 3-3 Liverpool game. Some beside me asked whether it was neymar that scored but I no blame am. The guy na doctor.

it happens at times

Those that will say rooney had more trophies than arsenal From early 2000 till date

and i will be like

Mediapace:
Those that will say rooney had more trophies than arsenal From early 2000 till date

and i will be like

wow