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Diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 8 by olumide54(m): 8:26pm On Dec 27, 2017
Gen. Leye: Hello young man over there, can you please help me with my bag to the car…
Olu (in his mind): Temi bami. Ha! Please don’t let me help you sir.
(Olu still pretending to be busy)
Ngozi turns back
Ngozi: Let me help still pretending to be busy)
Ngozi turns back
Ngozi: Let me help you sir.
Gen. Leye: Thank you my dear, why is your partner not replying me?
Ngozi: Oh! Emeka, that’s my younger brother, he has a minor ear defect, if you don’t move closer to him, he wont hear you very well.
Gen. Leye: Really, I’m sorry.
(Gen. Leye moves closer)
Gen. Leye: Well done young man
Olu: ( nods his head in approva)
(Gen. Leye left and drove out)
Ngozi: As we are saying but he interrupted…
Olu: Oh! My God. Mehn, I am a learner. Do you think at all, before lying?
Ngozi: Will you shutup? You don’t know anything yet, man must survive.
Olu: nasoo
Ngozi: So when are you taking me out?
Olu: Next week, but I can take you to my house tonight, so you can know my house
Ngozi: (laughing). Ehn ehn, mo jo omo Ibadan.
Olu (in his mind): Mehn, this Ibo girl sabi Yoruba sha! This one sabi where I dey go.
Olu: haba, it is not like what you’re thinking of sha.
Ngozi: I understand now, shebi am a town planner or wole wole (community health workers ), that I want to know your house.
Olu: oya lets continue…



(Mr Salami and his friends)
Mr Salami: That’s how we are forgetting this guy o. I don’t want him alive. Can you take that, I am asking all of you? How can someone be cheating on me for years and be alive. Never!
Friend 1: Easy padi, make we deal with am, ka gboju
Mr Salami: What are you saying? This guy dey follow my wife sleep soteh(that) the guy give my wife belle, my wife! I dey raise pikin for that bastard for good 3 years.
Friend 2: Naso I dey hear the guy gist say naso the guy dey chop everywhere. Me I no fit take am o.
Mr Salami: abeg this night, make we send guys…
Friend 2: oya! Padi mi. no P
(Bayo’s Compound)
Ronke; Bayo’s elder sister entered the compound
Ronke: Well done Olu, we are leaving tomorrow morning. The train leaves by 8.
Olu: I’ll be there. I’ll should be on my way now.
Mufu: You don dey go? Oya oya
Olu: Will you keep quiet
(Odun stepped out from the house)
(Olu saw her and switched to SU )
Olu: Hi, good afternoon
(Odun hissed and walked off)
Olu: Just a minute. Please listen, I am so sorry for everything. Just a minute.
Odun: Ok, what do you want to say?
Olu: I am truly sorry, I have been through a lot recently and I have decided to put that life aside. I am a changed person or let me say I am in the process…
Odun: Is that all?
Olu: I’m sorry
Odun: You said that 6 years and you repeated the same thing last month. Do I look like a fool?
Olu (in his mind): akuku leso (we cant say)
Odun: Please, let me be.
Olu: I have been avoiding your family at all cost, I want that to stop


Odun: You think so? You think we don’t know you are here
(Odun’s mother stepped out)
Odun’s mother: Come in, young man
Olu (in his mind): Finally, they’ll be burying me with Bayo
Olu: Mummy, Good afternoon?
(Odun’s mom turned and entered)
(After an hour of discussion; Olu’s playboy level dropped drastically)
Mom: Odun should drop you off
Olu: Thank you very much ma.
Kemi: Awwwwww! Lover’s reunion
Odun: Iya e
(Odun and Olu entered the car and drove out)
(After ten minutes of quietness)
Odun: So you have a daughter?
Olu: Yes
Odun: How old?
Olu: three
Odun: Her name?
Olu: Princess
Odun: hmmmm
(Odun parked the car)
Odun: get out
Olu: why?
Odun: I said get out of my car
Olu: Please
(Odun started crying)
Olu: I am so sorry for everything
(Olu trying to touch her)
Odun: Will you take the hand away before I get you arrested
Olu: I am regretting I took that path, I’m taking responsibility for all the wrongs.
Odun (wipes her tears): God help you
Olu: Amen. Can we just talk better at any buka (small restaurant, sells local dishes) close by
Odun: Oh! You now know your level?
Olu smiles
Olu: yes
Odun smiles
(Two hours later)
(Phone conversation)
Ruky: Olu, where are you? I have been trying to reach you all day. Princess is seriously ill and we are in the hospital now. I want you to come right away.
Olu: Ok, very soon.
(Olu turns to Odun)
Olu: Ruky called
Odun: one of your bae?
Olu: She’s the mother of my daughter
Odun: Oh! Senior bae
Olu: She said Princess is sick and I need to be there. I need to go now.
Odun: Ok! Am about leaving too. Waiter! How much is the bill?




Waiter: He has paid ma
Odun: Alright
(Odun turns to Olu)
Odun: Wow! I’m impressed.
Olu: We thank God…
Odun: Shut up
Odun: I’ll drive you there
Olu: Thank you.
(10 minutes later)
(Phone conversation)
Ruky: I hope you’re on your way? Please I need you to help me with some clothes for princess and some provisions too.
Olu: Ok. Alright
(Olu to Odun)
Olu: I’ll need to pick some clothes for princess. Let me drive to save the stress of giving you direction.
Odun: Ok
(Odun parked the car and they switched position).
(Olu turned back to take the shortest path to his house)
(Mr Salami hired assassin on their way to Olu’s house)
To be continued…
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 8 by collinometricx: 8:41pm On Dec 27, 2017
Oga olumide54 welcome back..
Hope all is well

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 8 by olumide54(m): 10:09pm On Jan 14, 2018
I'm good bro. I really appreciate. thank you so much for reading
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 8 by collinometricx: 10:19pm On Jan 15, 2018
olumide54 :
I'm good bro. I really appreciate. thank you so much for reading
uwl bro...
Anticipating yhur next update, i qot u covered

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