HARMATTAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

Arise o cool dry breeze
Harmattan call we obey
To serve all wet things dry
With wind and strength & cold
The labour of umbrella past
Shall not just be in vain
To wash legs better than bath
Some girls shall stop to rub White cream and powder on their face ..

THE PLEDGE

I pledge to harmattan my visitors
To be heat free,dry and whitish
To purchase Vaseline without delay
To defend her white nature
And oppose dry lips & cold breeze
So help me Vaseline (AMEN)

Wonderful just wonderful