Checked in. . .

aight homes. . . .this is the sh*t. The usual and some rules apply:

5-8 bars
no biting
no crew votes
3 votes K.O
5 votes T.K.O
we can go as much rounds as we can. . . .you just name the limit.

How dare u come against the battle general?/
rip dis pussy so bad, doctors gon' think d disease was veneral!/
someone pass the drinks like palmwine tappers/
while i keep the beef rolling like gala wrappers/
while i'm on d mic, i'm in the showcase like art galleries/
now watch dis wack mc get burnt lyk fat calories/
spit it so sick, tianshie gon' need clinic~aid/
like ashes he disintegrates/
when i raise up the heat like a 100 degrees centrigrade/
crowds gbade pulls like magnets/
u keep mumblin', talkin sh*t like pure water handsets/
i make this head shiver// like a bad case of malaria fever/
plus ma flows iller// than a poisoned river/
call me the human earthquake, cause i leave u madshaking/
i keep it realer than b*tchslaps, while u's mad faking/
talkin about u being king, that sh*t is bogus/
i'ma do it like camera lenses and keep you outta focus!/

^^bump bump. . .dude, where y'at??

*sigh* bored. . .

Finally!

The Throwback>>

watch me switch tracks like moving trains/
tianshie about to get washed up like drooping stains/
i pull more tricks than Nigerian Governors on Looting Schemes/
ma mind's that weapon thru which i'll be shootin' dreams/
ur defeat will be forever fresh, no wonder u's a born sore loser/
ma victory stays fresher than rice in Unilag bukas/
u still couldn't get ill if u got AIDS from UN Benefactors/
let this clown face reality, i'm the Fear Factor/
keep your eyes on the C-Notes so you can face~the~music/
like dumbass retarded Home Videos, ur lines keep getting fake~n~stupid/
proceed to kiss my ass so u can taste~the~bullshit/
lyk ma Aunt KNITTIN HANDGLOVES, i PUNCHLINES/* (think)
makin' wacks stay addicted lyk bread and ewa goin during lunchtime/
guess i just gotta do it like Abule-Egba gutters// and take~ur~sh*t~no~more/
and then lyk impure water//i'ma make~ur~spits~go~sore/

gbade back again like spinal chords/
tianshie just dug his grave, nw he can have his final words/
laffin @ tianshie coming up against me in a rap battle/
u talk a loada bullshit 'cause ur mouth equates the rear of a cattle/
coming up against me, u'd go extinct like N1 coins/
lyk HIV patients, dis wack wanna test me, he only gets smoked lyk a joint/
you called for an asswhooping? Then i can (Khan) like Genghis/
plus i'm the menace just like Dennis/
u's only garbage, so i'ma clean this mess lyk excavation sites/
spit your whole obituary at your burial rite/
gbade about to wrap sh*t up like Christmas Packages/
rippin' tianshie's flesh lyk South American Savages/
flows ill, while u keep stutterin lyk retards wit multiple brain damages/
dis wack mc needs a build up, so i put him under construction lyk used bricks/
spit verses as sharp as dey come, 'cause i'm always on point like toothpicks/

If wackness was a disease, then tianshie is surely ill /
Psyche, Yeah Right! i'm the fcking cure and here are your fucking pills!/
call me d trap, u's dat Mouse in the House tryna get tha Cheese/
you still couldn't BEAT me in dis freestyle battle if u got lessons from SWIZZ/
recycle sh*t 'cause ur verses are more played out than NBA re-runs/
u got mcs snoring, 'cause ur rhymes are lullabies for real heads to sleep on/
murk ur ass real bad and provide hankies for u to weep on/
i shine the light like neons//
while u's "kept in the dark" like illegitimate children/
ur lameness got u crumbling like illegal Abuja Buildings/
i lean and rock with it like them Boyz wit tha Franchise/
toss this negguh tianshie off me like sand flies/
like bowls of garri, i make~heads~swell/
rhymes i deliver more than DHL/
plus i spit it slicker than fake~hair gel/
ma style's fly, got more swagger than peacocks/
we don't need tianshie on Gay Reviews to know this bitch sucks!/


PS: maybe we should drop our 5th verses as our last and let heads vote. It's really been lyrically sparring with you. . .

If wackness was a disease, then tianshie is surely ill /
Psyche, Yeah Right! i'm the fcking cure and here are your fucking pills!/
call me d trap, u's dat Mouse in the House tryna get tha Cheese/
you still couldn't BEAT me in dis freestyle battle if u got lessons from SWIZZ/
recycle sh*t 'cause ur verses are more played out than NBA re-runs/
u got mcs snoring, 'cause ur rhymes are lullabies for real heads to sleep on/
murk ur ass real bad and provide hankies for u to weep on/
i shine the light like neons//
while u's "kept in the dark" like illegitimate children/
ur lameness got u crumbling like illegal Abuja Buildings/
i lean and rock with it like them Boyz wit tha Franchise/
toss this negguh tianshie off me like sand flies/
like bowls of garri, i make~heads~swell/
rhymes i deliver more than DHL/
plus i spit it slicker than fake~hair gel/
ma style's fly, got more swagger than peacocks/
we don't need tianshie on Gay Reviews to know this bitch sucks!/


PS: maybe we should drop our 5th verses as our last and let heads vote. It's really been lyrically sparring with you. . .

Jeez, sorry for posting twice. Network problems over here. . . .

aight playa. . . .that was one sick verse.

5th round and my ammos still ain't finished/
got d gun chambers on lock like courthouses, slugs gettin' replenished/
I spit it sicker than scurvy patients/
your lines are too sloppy like curvy gradients/
lyrically pop tianshie like champagne corks, when ma gun goes off/
you still couldn't WIN this if i doze (DOWS) off/
like (K)nights, i bring the darkness, now your lights~go~off/
still couldn't my Office if you worked for Microsoft/
u's dumber than retards solving advanced mathematics/
got u in a chokehold, now u gasping for breath  like asthmatics/
i sure know my onions like Kitchen spices/
leave u more chaotic than a family crisis/
still couldn't crush heads if you kept them in vices/
they say respect the dead, but i'ma give ma middle finger to this deceased/
a murder session this was, Class Dismissed/

yaw both hot but Gbade u takin it right now

Votes people, votes!! We need votes!!

Uppin'!

You took the words right out ma mouth! This has been one sick ass battle and gbade's glad ta be kickin' it wit another ill cat on this forum.

VOTES, PEOPLE!!

gbade why u dey wind the guy by shouting "votes people",

there is no voting here na,

good work.

Set up the polls and be careful with the expiry date.

To set up polls you need to edit your first post and add poll. That way people can vote.

umm. . .why don't we do it this way- people drop their votes judging by categories such as

personals/diss
punchlines/metaphors
rhyme scheme/flow

. . .e.t.c? I dunno, jus suggesting. . .

By the way, how u been? It seems u come on them boards less often. . .

Yea man,

I have a whole lot, I need to go on leave so i'm doing things at ultra speed. I need rest I just come in to cool off and get right back to business

If you say pple should judge b categories then we'll see a mix-up e.g. is it %age or 10-denomitor or a scale of 20?? ? The poll should save you all that, even then, that'll still not be a true reflection of the masterpiece we've seen here, u get? It all boils down to the fact that this is for the records.

Aight then. . . as soon as i get on a PC (na celtel i still dey use browse, lol) i'll set the poll

wow this battle is ridicoulous 2 syk rappers killin it but I think Ill have to give it to Gbade X in the beggining and Tianshie in the end so I say its a TIE!

come check me and meniikes battle as well

well, i've set the poll so the voting can start.


uppin for y'al votes,

Cool! now u can forward d link to ur NL contacts, then copy your lines to your blog or a word file on ur PC.

Aight playa, it's been a while i've done some blogging. Know any good blog sites i can post my lyrics at?

Other than that, dawg do you see what's going on this board? Dang, dawg. . . NL's on fire!! Mcs kicking it real hard! Menike's been burning hot!! JNice dropping them metas!!

I like the idea of audio battles. Lemme jus get my gear together and hopefully Seun would consent and give we HipHop heads a sub-forum, so we can leave these wack cats on this mutha. . . .

remains the best for now. Don't tell me you leave all your lines on the forum alone. Elsewhere some cats won't battle you without a CV, you need a link to show them your old rhymes, that's why you need a blog. If you;ll be posting lyrics anywhere online, you need a blog to replicate that. Websites can go down in a day, i mean it's like using a condom!

when i said nairaland contacts, i meant copy this link and send it to nairalanders on ur messenger list, can u do dat on ur phone? why not even connect ur phone to ur pc instead, dat should make browsing easier abi your phone battery no dey go down?

it is!! Will do that as soon as possible.

Lol, ma fone battery goes down, but i get emergency battery like 2