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Funny Things About Nollywood by Nedfed(m): 10:09pm On Jan 07, 2018
1. They must show road (street, high way or express) before showing another scene.
2. An outer view of a window of a particular building must be showed before showing the living/inner room.
3. 98% of their movies must contain/involved an herbalist place either for money ritual or wicked charm.
4. Only in naija movies you'll know the end of the story through the soundtrack (song).
5. Only in naija movies ghost do wear white garment like C&S people. Even if the dead is buried with suit.
6. The same artists are used for small, young and old age. Rubbish
7. 98% of gate man in must of our movies must be a mumu man, why? E.g Sanyeri, ekele, Okon, ibu etc.


Many to mention if am to continue
This 2018, Nollywood need to change their style.

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Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by Shedrack777: 10:13pm On Jan 07, 2018
why yabbing our own nollywood

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Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by Nedfed(m): 10:19pm On Jan 07, 2018
Shedrack777:
why yabbing our own nollywood
Is dat yab or basic facts?
Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by Shedrack777: 10:34pm On Jan 07, 2018
Nedfed:

Is dat yab or basic facts?
even though. but there's a pinch of yab in your writing
Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by Nedfed(m): 10:38pm On Jan 07, 2018
Shedrack777:
even though. but there's a pinch of yab in your writing
Ok ooo
It seems u're part of them
Not condemning but u pple sud just adjust
Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by obaataaokpaewu: 10:58pm On Jan 07, 2018
Are you the original owner of this write-up? If you are not, there is no difference between you and the Nollywood
Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by Nedfed(m): 11:19pm On Jan 07, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
Are you the original owner of this write-up? If you are not, there is no difference between you and the Nollywood
I pray for u 2nite be heal of any sickness called misunderstanding IJN (amen)

Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by obaataaokpaewu: 11:25pm On Jan 07, 2018
Nedfed:
I pray for u 2nite be heal of any sickness called misunderstanding IJN (amen)
If you put "source:copied" on that post, I will say that prayer till then
Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by EbukaHades10(m): 11:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
8:Where someone would be shot in the head and the person will still be moving like chicken wey dem slice im throat
Re: Funny Things About Nollywood by Shedrack777: 9:00am On Jan 08, 2018
Nedfed:
Ok ooo It seems u're part of them Not condemning but u pple sud just adjust
ok! go and sin no more

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