it is with a heavy heart and a deep sense of sorrow that i post this. My people I just have one question
I DO BAD THING GIVE THIS PIKIN ASSIGNMENT?
This is his idea of a letter.



Dear sir,
First of all, you must have noticed the absence of an address in my letter. I apologize, it is merely because I do not know where you stay. And sincerly, I do not care!
Moving on, I want to wish you a happy and prosperous new year. My grandmother says its rude not to extend compliments.I pray that you find new and productive hobbies this year other than spending the whole year reading how a bunch of teenagers spent their Christmas holiday.
Whithout futher ado let me kick off by telling you about my religious background. .
I am amongst an elite group of individuals who consider themselves "witnesses'. At this point, i feel a sudden impulse to calm you down and urge you not to go into hiding— you should recall that i do not know your address so at ease my dear sir, at ease! With that being said, I would love to assume that your prestigious qualification as a class 6ix form teacher should enable draw the next logical conclusion, but just in case i'm wrong, and you're just a retired bricklayer with a resume, let me, for posterity sake, state that witnesses do not celebrate Christmas. On that note, I bid you good riddance. I hope you enjoyed it.


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