Little David was seven years old and like other boys of his age, rather curious. he had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the older boys and he wondered how it was done.

One day, he took his question to his mother who became rather frustrated. instead of explaining things to David, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did and the following morning, David described EVERYTHING to his mother. The following conversation took place:

David: sister and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while then he turned off most of the lights. He started kissing and hugging her. I figured sister must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hands inside her blouse to feel her heart just the doctor would except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed not to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty son both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hands must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sister got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slid down towards the end of the couch.

This was when her fever started. I knew it was fever because Sister told him she felt really hot.

Finally i found out whats making them so sick, . . . .a big EEL had gotten inside his pant somehow. It just jumped out of his pant & stood there, about 10 inches long, honestly. Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When she saw it, she got really scared, her eyes got big & her mouth fell open, & she started calling out the God and stuffs like that.

She said it was the biggest one she has ever seen, I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house. Anyway sha, Sister got brave & tried to kill the EEL by biting its head off.

All of a sudden, she grabbed it with both hands & held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket & slipped it over the EEL's head to keep it from biting again. Sister laid back & spread her legs so she could get a scissors - lock on it & he helped by lying on top of the EEL.

The EEL put up a hell of a fight. Sister started groaning & her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the EEL by squashing it between them.

After a while, they both quit moving & gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up & enough, they killed the EEL. I knew because it just hung there, limp & some of its insides were hanging out.
Sister & her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting anyway.

He started hugging & kissing her again, by golly!!! the EEL wasn't dead.

It jumped straight up & started to fight again. I guess EELs are like cats, they have nine lives or something. This time, sister jumped up & tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes struggle, they finally killed the EEL. I knew it was dead because i saw sister's boyfriend peels its skin off & flush it down the toilet.

After all this, His Mother Fainted!!!

long right, just take your time to read it.

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