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| IRS Advice by tayoast(m): 11:13pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel." The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!" "Simple", replied the Priest, "It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!" |
| Re: IRS Advice by StudioCFR(m): 6:32am On Apr 12, 2010 |
*Drinks cold water* |
| Re: IRS Advice by tanimz(f): 2:40pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
You try sha  |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 5:18pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
nice! |
| Re: IRS Advice by sylve11: 5:25pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
dynamokiev nor be dis kind joke u dey like? ashara!  |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 5:28pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
don't hate my high I.Q. |
| Re: IRS Advice by tayoast(m): 9:53pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
10x  |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 11:34am On Jun 08, 2010 |
mtchewwwww |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 11:38am On Jun 08, 2010 |
^^ do away with this market-woman behavior of urs  |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 11:41am On Jun 08, 2010 |
e b lyk say u neba chop dis mornin abi? |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 11:48am On Jun 08, 2010 |
You think say my eye dey red like ya own for early morning? Think again, |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 11:50am On Jun 08, 2010 |
werin dey woly u? me i go wunjo u o |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 11:52am On Jun 08, 2010 |
waka pass jo |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 12:03pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
mtcheeew oshodi goat |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 12:05pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
tell me somthng yellow-fever don't already know |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 12:06pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
dey dont know dikele is a slowpoke |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 12:08pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
They know u are tho'. . . the secret is being smart in deceit. . . never show ur true colors. . . if u must know  |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 12:09pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
ode nie |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 12:12pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
no vex |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 1:01pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
mtcheewwww |
| Re: IRS Advice by tayoast(m): 8:45pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
wat kinda man trades abuses wt women. gross!!! |
| Re: IRS Advice by D1KeleVra(m): 8:52pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
 wey the woman? |
| Re: IRS Advice by tayoast(m): 9:06pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
blind goat!! |
| Re: IRS Advice by Dyt(f): 5:05am On Jun 10, 2010 |
IRS advice |
| Re: IRS Advice by tayoast(m): 12:56pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
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| Re: IRS Advice by romsky: 1:04pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
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| Re: IRS Advice by tayoast(m): 1:12pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
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| Re: IRS Advice by romsky: 1:49pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
werrin i do u watever way u do face u get screwed |
| Re: IRS Advice by tayoast(m): 1:54pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
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| Re: IRS Advice by Kunbee: 1:58am On Jun 15, 2010 |
Rofl, i like |
| Re: IRS Advice by Jeovy(m): 2:35am On Jun 15, 2010 |
agree  |
| Re: IRS Advice by Kunbee: 2:44am On Jun 15, 2010 |
Close ya teeth |
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