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Ten Ways To Know You Are Mad by mrkunlex(m): 4:24pm On Jan 19, 2018
Ten ways to know if you are mad...
1. When you work though out the day and your
girlfriend is receiving your salary, are you wall
Clock YOU ARE. MAD.
2. You bought suya for your girlfriend and you
started eating Onions, You no dy eat meat
Abi YOU ARE MAD.
3 You bought Iphone8 for your girlfriend and
another person is browsing on it YOU ARE MAD.
4 you have dated her for over 3years yet she is
still introducing you as her friend YOU ARE MAD.
5 You said I love you she replies with same, and
you are happy, YOU ARE MAD.
6. You bought a card of 500 naira for her, and
you told her to flash back if she has load it YOU
ARE MAD.
7. You have been taking her out for shoping
over three years yet she has been giving you an
excuse that she is menstruating, can't you rape
her? YOU ARE MAD.
8. You buy her latest phone, clothes, bags,
jewelries nd she is giving you a kiss in return,
YOU ARE MAD.
9.You bought her clothes and she's wearing it to
another guy's house, Is your surname Boutique?
YOU ARE MAD.
10. She consumed a meal of 2500 nd you let her
go without even giving you kiss. YOU ARE MAD.
11.You read this post and you refused to smile
or laugh, you also refused to comment on it ,
then you're MAD
Re: Ten Ways To Know You Are Mad by majamajic(m): 4:29pm On Jan 19, 2018
hmmm

sorry OP are u... sorry are u within Yaba axis ?
Re: Ten Ways To Know You Are Mad by princesam120: 7:57pm On Jan 21, 2018
You that wrote this rubbish and expect us to laugh.. U're MAD

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Re: Ten Ways To Know You Are Mad by Michaelkelvin1(m): 9:51pm On Jan 21, 2018
Lol... Hahaha abeg tell dem oo make dem know

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