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| Ice Cream by Labans(m): 3:07pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
An elderly couple decides to get some ice cream. The old man opts to go alone and asks his wife what she wants. “I want a banana split,” she says. “Are you going to remember this, or should I write it down?” “No, no, I’m sure I can remember,” the old man replies. “I also want chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry with whipped cream and sprinkles. You sure you’re going to remember all this?” “Yeah yeah, I’m not that old,” exclaims the increasingly agitated husband. “And don’t forget the cherry on top,” says the wife. The old man leaves for the ice cream and returns three hours later with a bag of bagels. His wife, looking confused, surveys the order and exclaims, “So where the hell is my cream cheese?” |
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