*You go to Europe or America for 3 months and you come back with a bleached skin...When we ask what happened you say it's the weather..*


*My friend do you know how long Akon, Ngolo Kante, Sakho and Pogba have been there.


Please fear God.*

A C.R.S teacher entered the class while feeling tired.. He hadn't slept well for the past two nights... He asked the students to keep quiet..He sat down on his staff chair and immediately fell asleep.. Suddenly the Head teacher came in with the Education Officer, from Ministry Of Education.. They found the Religion Teacher asleep.. They stood by his side for some few minutes... Then as they were about to wake him up, he woke up at this point.. Yawned and stood up.. He realized that his bosses were in classroom.. As if he didn't notice their presence, he turned to the class and said, '' So, this is how the apostles of Jesus fell asleep when Jesus left them in the Mountains and went for prayers ''... On this point, the Headmaster and the Education Officer applauded the teacher for his efforts to make his students understand
easily the teachings of Jesus.. . . .


Wisdom is the principal thing. In all thy getting therefore, GET WISDOM.

*Jealousy is when you see dogs having sex and you start throwing stones at them. Are they in your room�, Or is any of them your ex�*