I stumbled on something today at world. One of my colleagues was talking about her honeymoon in the US and she mentioned something weird. That "Mouth Action" is illegal in the USA. Knowing the US to be an open country and a wild place, I was shocked so I did some searches and did found it to be true. Even when married, Oral job is often considered sodomy. And Sodomy is illegal, in general, in Idaho, Utah, Michigan, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana.
So it got me thinking what are some weird laws that are still in use around the world. Here are the craziest 20 I could find. Enjoy.

1 In Saudi Arabia, there is no minimum age for marriage. So a 90 year old man can marry a 4 year child and she can't by law refuse after marriage rites have been accepted by the Guardians. In 2008, a Saudi court refused an 8-year-old girl, who asked for a divorce from her 58-year-old husband.

Looks interesting....

Hmmm

In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon. Apparently this is a slight to the great French general and emperor. For those who don't know him he was a smart French army general who conquered most of Europe. Even Hitler admired him. You would be arrested for this and can do over 2 year in jail. Remains me of the Buhari dog brouhaha then. George Orwell who wroteAnimal Farm would be in prison if he was French.
Creator: George Orwell

Waiting.. This sounds interesting. Ride on

In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush a toilet after 10pm. If you do police would show up at your place and collect a fine. This one confounds me what happens if I want to use the toilet for number 2 after 10pm? Like are your serious !

In Florida, USA it is illegal for a divorced or a widowed woman to skydive on a Sunday afternoon. huh like really?

In Sweden, Norway, Iceland and the Netherlands it is illegal to be found buying the services of a prostitute, but here is the strange thing prostitution is legal ! prostitutes wouldn't be arrested for breaking the law only you for buying their service.

In the republic of Samoa it is illegal to forget your wife’s birthday. Hahaha !!! they should add girlfriends too all Nigerian men would be in Jail.

In England it is illegal to die in the House Of Parliament. You body would be arrested. and also in Japan if you commit suicide using the trains, your family would be charged the cost of repairs. But something tells me that if someone did do this, they wouldn’t face many repercussions?

Utah you can marry your cousin, but only if you are both over the age of 65. Because, you know, when you turn 65 you’re known to have impeccable judgment.

IN Oregon USA, talking dirty while having sex is illegal You both are expected to get on with it with no yapping or pre-intimacy . Even though they don’t really specify what qualifies as dirty talk.

Massachusetts, USA it is deemed illegal for a woman to be on top during sex. No woman lead in missionary position and with the curtains pulled. So baby if we are in Massachusetts, I wouldn't get to ride you like the kheelshi did for Drogo. sorry.

in Arizona USA, having more than two vibrators, or Love Machine in your home is illegal. If you own more than two in your house, you can be subject to criminal possession. Cucumber is a health fruit, get your mind out of the gutter. But seeing what cassava can do maybe they should ban it too.

am dumbfolded

July 2013 a law was passed in China that states it is illegal for adult children to not visit their parents “often” in China. They are also required to attend to their parent’s spiritual needs. We need this in the East So all the Emekas and obis in Taiwan please come back home.

There is part of US where suicide is legal


Try n include that too

In Singapore, chewing gum is ban and can only be bought from the pharmacy selling non-medical chewing gum or chewing normal gum is a fine of $1000. A second offense costs $2000 and being forced to clean a public area of the city for a day.

In the Philippines you can be charged with the crime of “unjust vexation” for doing just that, vexing someone.So if you become an annoyance you can be picked up by the police and arrested for vexing me" . Nigerian pastors right now

In Dubai, extramarital sex is against the law and could result in jail sentences for over a year. Which means that in rape cases, both the victim and the perpetrator could end up being charged with the same crime.huh ?

In Hong Kong China it is legal to strangle a cheating husband to death, but with only your bare hands. Uhmm. Anyone wants to move to Hong kong?

A law passed in 2009 in Japan states that it is illegal to be fat. Yes, it is forbidden to be fat in Japan.hahah !

In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police. Either orally or in written form.

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

In Providence, Rhode Island, selling toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday is illegal.

in naija it's illegal to be sane when you are Being questioned by the police.. u might be shot at

reincarnation is illegal in china.

all the babawandes and iyabode deserve sentences.

OP,Am sure you sef like Blow jobs too..Abi you no like am especially the way you do your mouth for DP..

who is in charge of FP here? I'm loving this OP

Which kind mumu laws be these na? Me sef wan become senator abeg

Very funny laws