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Poll: Who won the battle (if u vote please post something at the bottom telling who won what round and what lines u likeJduck13 a.k.a J-Nice The Lyrical Assasain: 30% (3 votes)Menike: 60% (6 votes) Tie: 10% (1 vote) This poll has ended |
Str8 Buttah V.s Kalifate (which Of These Hip Hop Groups Do U Prefer) / Vector And Shogon Now A Group Known As V.s.o.p / J-nice Da Lyrical Assasain A.k.a Jduck13 V.s. Ayefeli A.ka. Babluku (2) (3) (4)
Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 2:53am On Mar 07, 2007 |
Yo aint no rules we goin dang dirty homey like dey do it in real rap battles we can talk bought n e thing so u know we still cool but im tired of bein looked down on we gon have a vote at the end to say who wins Ill be first homey lets go |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 4:41am On Mar 07, 2007 |
Hey yo I be da big red yous a juicy Fruit bastard Call Me katrina because mayne im such a disaster Got Blix faw ya cliques them 30s and 10s I'm poppin ya bit** you to but wit my pens callin u craps because homey I shoot ya transparent bi*** we can see right through ya ya rymes somniferous got crowds sleepin like nyquil dress to kill so u don't want to fight still mother goose u say u fly and u ill how u gon be fly when i blow off ya primary quill yaw slang lil shit call it cocoa pebbles to ya head we put da metal sting like devil nettle my rymes make revel yaw can fu**** petal yaw jus mad because u aint on ma level U say u pastor troy and say u rap wit lil wayne shi** u still tryin to get to that like T-Pain but thats were I am homey call me a Pro paintin pictures wit my rymes like davinci and van gogh send ya six feet deep nah I only need 2 to bury a freakin mid9et wit petty raps like u homey im superior u still inferior broke down pinta wit cockroach interior between u and Jackson homey u be da queerier I chop u like Jason now ask me who da eerier yous a sham couldnt even give u da rock U faker den that cracker yea Ice who u Mock fill u wit lead feel da fury of ma bammer I bust open ya ribs and leave ya broke like Hammer |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by menike(m): 5:30pm On Mar 07, 2007 |
Thinkin you to fly for me to spot you makes it easier for me to drop you Letting me down after I fathered now you made it easy to let Mukina adopt you Aint nobody on the loyalz got you, cause goin against menike is simply not cool I’m puzzled, with 99 wins n' 910 post, Nairaland aint reliable, the best is not you You should diet a lil bit, cause you don’t seem ready for menike's class I was shocked you lost against tianshie in the tourney, especially after 3 drafts Homie you’re weak trash, menike wrath is the product of when OG’s clash To be honest, you’s about as hot as victims of a game of freeze tag Wha da fu*ck you doing battling yaself in threads like you got 99 Problem If you got dilemmas wanting a split personality look forward 1 slug to solve em You wack, menike tighter as a writer, got heat to make ya acne wilder No driveby’s, spray at ya windshield n turn ya brain into a backseat driver I clap heat at liars thinking their rap sheet’s flyer Ya punches be getting soft lately, seems like time on the clock expired You spit punches after punch but honestly they not worth jack To be honest, ya punches sound stolen from Juelz’ clockworth track You was hot when you started bout now you boring for real Cusz u sound like a Hip-hop Larry King rappin' for real To the point I’m now calling you corny pickup lines ‘Corn fields’ If you went to Church for uplifting, wait til you see how my guns get you up I know it was hard trying to sleep knowing ya partner set you up (you know wha I’m talking bout) Ya weak kid, claiming to be Christian but failed to defend Jesus Got Pac and Nas in ya sig, but you tracks sound like the Candy Shop Remix*** What is Jduck about, i'll spell it out if u couldn’t follow what I meant He aint me leading a revolution but more like the next R&B 50 Cent**** Saying menike's name and I promise you’ll be the first in a hearse I don’t buy ya fake rage when you haven’t even cursed in a verse Keep thinking I’m the friendly ghost but the glock blast declares I wont dock This aint Cool Runnings kid, so nobody really be caring bout tha lil 13yr old Jduck You aint impressin me or nobody on Nairaland with ya re-usable lines Menike war with swords, pocket knives keep my bitch’s cuticles aligned |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by PoDeep(m): 6:21pm On Mar 07, 2007 |
Menike got this jö |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by tianshie(m): 8:05pm On Mar 07, 2007 |
some spit! |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by spikelord(m): 12:30am On Mar 08, 2007 |
Menike got this one jare, JDUCK stands no chance, hey, I dont want any beef billy!!! |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by odada(m): 1:20am On Mar 08, 2007 |
nolong thing bigups to menike jduck13 |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 2:52am On Mar 08, 2007 |
Damn Menike dat was da hottest thing I eva heard u write its ok though coz im comin wit mo fire congrats u did ya homework but it wont save u |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by dblock(m): 8:12am On Mar 08, 2007 |
good battle But i won't say nuffin, til it's over |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Christino(m): 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2007 |
The next tourney gotta be hot, I dey feel una o! Maybe guys should step up to another level - Audio Battle. record your audio battle and upload to esnips or zshare or rapidshare then drop the lyrics so we can hear, I think that way people who are lyrically weak can make up for it in flowz. |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by menike(m): 7:40pm On Mar 08, 2007 |
Jduck13: U wanted a battle - damn lets do it. It's no wonder why I'm stackin cake n u stackin biscuits Since this is survival of the fittest, and you is a misfit Skill is what runs through the elite like menike, add me to ur wish~lists You lost ya Ivy spot to Shushi, so consider this a privledge I know ya game plan, go ahead and bring up Pastor Troy and Lil Wayne But ask ya fav. user of their fav NL lyricst, bet ya ass they say MENIKE Go ahead and say what you want about niggas callin me MENSES OR MEDIICK And you might as well take shots at me for livin in the shadow of Queens Oh yeah, i am the friendly ghost, being a ghost, i guess im dead Now what else can you put in ya verse that i havn't already said You talkin sh*it, nigga, my tool will get to spittin~,bruise~ya~ mans Barking slick, a few shots'll have you doin the chicken-noodle-dance Ya whole clique squad can speak up, one at a time everyones sleign Have em swearing dogs and cats tags, I hit em the way my guns rain Slugs put u in the air like hop scotch, elevate ya rhymes like hot~sauce* You playin the wrong NAME didnt you learn anthing from SHISHI thread of FAME U got a crew but you are not boss, leave you smokin like you worked for Mr Biggs or Jack in the Box Aight i'll admit im a KiDD, but you an infant to me, still rockin 13 dipers a days I'm NL special, that milestone in ya career, homey I got ya fantasy chic callin' me for days You tellin me to battle Dblock instead, but he got the better win percentage Black Hand?, White boy tell me what the fu*ck is ya extortin** Better than Menike -man, Boy u must be afternoon snorin' Fu*ck, you ant important, please run along leave a big Boss alone I really dont need to pull back and let go gats at ya dome I'll blast U at your home, clap at ya bones, let you feel the MENIKE CODE Like Shaq, U lose Ur posessions 4 crossing da line at da free~throw You still tryin to put dollars together, while im stackin my home with new NL notes And I spit ‘hell’ of a punche, u couldn’t block any even moving at “god”speed Now flee or show me what U got |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by PoDeep(m): 7:57pm On Mar 08, 2007 |
AHHHHH!!!!! Now its clear,Menike's most definately got this!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by odada(m): 9:42pm On Mar 08, 2007 |
hehehehe you got that rite dawg |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 1:08am On Mar 09, 2007 |
he said he made bling bling said he like a light house but I'm going to put my knife in and I'm going to take his life out boom lights out Bit** u want to fight now u nothin but a punk all u want to do is bite now Dis dude aint goin no where man he on probation Somen like house arrest wit no transportation But me im on an elevator v.I.p. c yaw Da only time u be on top is if our rymes was on a see saw Hows da Viagra goin not so well because last time I seen ya U Was on da transexuall jerry springer Coz ya di**ks no bigga den da pills u taken Got ripped by shishi so went off nl and quit spittin Dats why ya hoe left ya fo me Ya di**s so small but me its so manly Talkin bought ya bitches shit dey at da vet because I see how u be lookin fa ya woman on da net Always lookin and postin on nairaland romance Da only time u get anys when ders privates in ya hole man Coz My wrist stay froze man Da only time u iced out is when u flow man No no man why diss bought them callin u menses when I can talk bought ya broke ass compared to da chrome on my benzes And I aint gon be talkin bought ya bitch ass in queens When I can talk about da richest mofucka in N.c. Yea that is me and why talk about them callin u meddick Coz u gon need a medic after my shit make ya heasplit Drop dead quick nice shots but u missed me And im gon have u off nl again somen like big shishi Cray did okay but J gon finish u So quit this fu**ken rappin step off u finished fool waasup u mad coz im younger I quench they thirst and hunger I be da lightnin u da thunder u nothin but noise i be a flash of destruction flamin ya houses jus an introduction to my eruptions p.s. I really like ya bitin off 8mile so I'm going to leave ya ass in my MC dead pile |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by DaSnake(m): 1:55am On Mar 09, 2007 |
Um Wow and can I say again wow this is freakin crazy man Someone get these dudes to quit fo dey burn down dis thred |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by kulex2k1(m): 4:14am On Mar 09, 2007 |
Enuf respect jduck13 u ripped the sucker! |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by PoDeep(m): 7:15am On Mar 09, 2007 |
Nice comeback Jduck. 1st round - Menike 2nd round - Tie Yall need 2 more rounds to round this sh*t up. |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by OhGrey(m): 8:01am On Mar 09, 2007 |
Men u guys are awesome, make me remember dem ole dayz Keep it coming folks |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by gbadex1(m): 8:03am On Mar 09, 2007 |
This thread is hotter than a muthafukka!!! |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by menike(m): 8:46pm On Mar 09, 2007 |
kulex2k1: In as much as I haven't had an issue bout niggas callin' me a "sucker" Dude I suggest we respect ourselves like real Brothas n' modify that word. That way we on the same page. (Alright) @Jduck Brotha U spit b4 I spit mine Then on the last round I go first. @Everyone Thanx for comin' thruo guys We just killin' each other n' havin' fun |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 6:46pm On Mar 11, 2007 |
Yo best posts no betta than my first my worst post u can't commensurate I leave u burnt like ya first toast u aint gon be nothin after im finished rymes replinished so u know u gon be diminished U aint dead jus because u fu**in casper but I can't say the same thing when my rymes make ya head splatter watch da lead scatter I got that butta fo da bread sake and da way i keep it gutta like no otha i make da dead quake yea respect u need to payup, because im bustin from da 3 ya a** can't hit a layup u say its like clockworh but u aint worth my time measure ya worth in money u aint worth a dime I work da crime, and im comin wit da heat datll murk ya mind u trippin if u thinkin that ya future bright because this leads to ya coffin and its a moonles night and to a few it might be a lil unneccesary heart cold like february always gunneccesary can't believe this bi*** want to fight me mayne and its likely ya brain, will turn in to my nike stain I jus get a new pair its no obstacle this gay suckin on di**s like kiddies on popsicles this stupid dude going to leave his strap at home crack ya dawn homey I'm going to clap at ya dome and leave da lead intracranial eternally mess him up externally hurtin worse internally yea lets see what u got I done did my third round probably wont spit back because on his blood he gon drown |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by PoDeep(m): 8:30am On Mar 12, 2007 |
A'ight,A'ight. I got my thumbs up for u. The last one was betta tho. Menike,yo turn homez,arise from thy slumber!!! |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 1:46pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
thanks po deep and thanks Kulex |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by menike(m): 7:21pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
Jduck wrote this years ago hopin for motives to post it He couldnt cope this, like chillin with retards, his among Nairaland hopeless Behold the dopest, I've wrote in moments, spoke with heat Dont believe that Jduck frees cusz he couldnt spit sick with throat disease Wanna punchfest? run then, don't want that stuff yet Cusz i put peeps, under heat, like latino sunfests To you I let my gun rest, don't need to spit the lethal shit I'm king, while you define the bottom of the medieval list I free for kicks, free for shi*ts, and free it fast My shi*ts too tight, you couldnt make the same if you squeezed ya ass I'd try, but u see me and struggle hard to breathe air Like you're a muslim, my level's Mecca, you're trying to be there Now tell us how U got engaged with Nairaland And how come U the only white dude up on Nairaland The fact is U a stupid NIGERIAN HIDING BEHIND A WHITE KIDD He fuc*ked his rep as raidernation from dickridin' A KIDD Switches to ezboy to start over, but whos he trying to kid? He STILL rides wheel barrows to school now he acting like a hard rapper oh wait, you just another "boy" mesmerized by "casper" (as in the movie) No wonder Nairaland nominated U as the #1 BLACK/WHITE Michael Jackson Fuc*ked ya rep from hoppin too much like jackrabbits Just a fanatics, you'll remain a fan of the veterans just like me Never great like 50, makin shit rhymes and demandin RESPECT How we gon respect you when ya tantrum style can't witstand ya sh*t Ya styles still more wack than andre 3000's outfits Dead from the start, like you're born in a Cemetary Plans against 'king' with 5 accounts in case one gets poked with his 'sword' Can't vote yourself, so why you need them self moral and support You can try and win but I gotta flow so thick you have to swim Jus’ to get thru. Wouldn’t go if I was you. But im not him You accepted this shit and and theres no way you’re gunna win Frontin with yourself, discussing how yall drank till 4 in the morn Ya boys drinkin' alcohol while U drank Orange juice till 4 in the morn It's like you got no ribs, how you're suck ya own dic*k gays like you gotta make like rogers centre, have ya dome split You say you freestyle? hold on, let me laugh it off, haha, , only way you 'come off the top' is after jackin off Take the 'rapper' off ya name, you're 'ez' target, dumbfuck I spit heat atcha boy, its feels like playin duckhunt Just run, don't spit, sit on defence mode Not even napoleon's dance for pedro's campaign will help you get votes U right bout me being on the romance thread , haha , Cusz I was going after a chic * Pretty Snazzydawn* , haha , After this don't start shit again with me U better off doin what you always do, and create a new identity |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by gbadex1(m): 7:45pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
WHAT?!!! Nairaland on fire!! This thread is burning fucking hot!! Jeez! Menike, remind me to send Seun some broke-ass ACs, 'cause y'all homes been bringing the heat!! |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by tianshie(m): 7:49pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
Mayne menike killin it. Jduck Nairaland waitin for yer. |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by PoDeep(m): 7:51pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
Thats it for me. Its just like I said at the start : menike's got this. WINNER = menike U were both cool for real sha. Nice battle. Will quote ur killa lines l8r. |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by hoodboi(m): 8:50pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
yo menike what's withcha, u ain't gotta be battlin jduck, u know u don passed his level, |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by hoodboi(m): 8:55pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
i'm in d mood for some battlin maself, although i'm working real hard at the present on songs, but i cud use a lil battlin on d side. |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 8:56pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
word im feelin ya spit dat was hardcore but I gotta comeback |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by Jduck13(m): 10:27pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
ey yo po deep sayin Menike Got this jus because he nose deep in menikes twot piss Dis dude fu**** gay gotta use a strap on My spit have u bleedin betta bring ya tampon nairalands waitin fo da spit of satan I send u to satan burn ya like overcooked bacon Yo calm down listen to pops be a good boy Or U end up battling ya self like hoodboi U say u da king I be da insurgent U don’t tell ya age because u a fifty year old virgin I aint no actor because im so miraculous that is why Shish want me to roll wit his flo mirakulz He know u da weakest link And that im da best thing that eva happened fo ya rap Nsync Run on u pussys and gun on u pusssys don’t act like u know me because ill come on u pussys Like ryan leaf ya skills will never grow Dis dude can't throw hes da quincy carter of flow call u bush these poeple doubtin your decision to war cept he gon be huessain when my rymes get his pussy tore because my rymes is a fat Di** that is what this gay wants because homey he slacks flow I have this dude runnin so I put 3 in his back bro I have sumo spit yea I be phat bro Like hester I run back though I'm a kangaroo wit my height u still hoppin like fat Joe |
Re: Menike V.s. Jduck13 by PoDeep(m): 12:41am On Mar 13, 2007 |
Whats Po Deep's name doin' in ur battle? U strait trippin' homez. Nice verse but ur second one's still the best u've come up wit. Battle's over playa. Suck it. |
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