Yo aint no rules we goin dang dirty homey like dey do it in real rap battles we can talk bought n e thing so u know we still cool but im tired of bein looked down on

we gon have a vote at the end to say who wins

Ill be first homey lets go

Hey yo I be da big red yous a juicy Fruit bastard
Call Me katrina because mayne im such a disaster
Got Blix faw ya cliques them 30s and 10s
I'm poppin ya bit** you to but wit my pens
callin u craps because homey I shoot ya
transparent bi*** we can see right through ya
ya rymes somniferous got crowds sleepin like nyquil
dress to kill so u don't want to fight still
mother goose u say u fly and u ill
how u gon be fly when i blow off ya primary quill
yaw slang lil shit call it cocoa pebbles
to ya head we put da metal sting like devil nettle
my rymes make revel yaw can fu**** petal
yaw jus mad because u aint on ma level
U say u pastor troy and say u rap wit lil wayne
shi** u still tryin to get to that like T-Pain
but thats were I am homey call me a Pro
paintin pictures wit my rymes like davinci and van gogh
send ya six feet deep nah I only need 2
to bury a freakin mid9et wit petty raps like u
homey im superior u still inferior
broke down pinta wit cockroach interior
between u and Jackson homey u be da queerier
I chop u like Jason now ask me who da eerier
yous a sham couldnt even give u da rock
U faker den that cracker yea Ice who u Mock
fill u wit lead feel da fury of ma bammer
I bust open ya ribs and leave ya broke like Hammer

Thinkin you to fly for me to spot you makes it easier for me to drop you
Letting me down after I fathered now you made it easy to let Mukina adopt you
Aint nobody on the loyalz got you, cause goin against menike is simply not cool
I’m puzzled, with 99 wins n' 910 post, Nairaland aint reliable, the best is not you
You should diet a lil bit, cause you don’t seem ready for menike's class
I was shocked you lost against tianshie in the tourney, especially after 3 drafts
Homie you’re weak trash, menike wrath is the product of when OG’s clash
To be honest, you’s about as hot as victims of a game of freeze tag
Wha da fu*ck you doing battling yaself in threads like you got 99 Problem
If you got dilemmas wanting a split personality look forward 1 slug to solve em
You wack, menike tighter as a writer, got heat to make ya acne wilder
No driveby’s, spray at ya windshield n turn ya brain into a backseat driver
I clap heat at liars thinking their rap sheet’s flyer
Ya punches be getting soft lately, seems like time on the clock expired
You spit punches after punch but honestly they not worth jack
To be honest, ya punches sound stolen from Juelz’ clockworth track
You was hot when you started bout now you boring for real
Cusz u sound like a Hip-hop Larry King rappin' for real
To the point I’m now calling you corny pickup lines ‘Corn fields’
If you went to Church for uplifting, wait til you see how my guns get you up
I know it was hard trying to sleep knowing ya partner set you up (you know wha I’m talking bout)
Ya weak kid, claiming to be Christian but failed to defend Jesus
Got Pac and Nas in ya sig, but you tracks sound like the Candy Shop Remix***
What is Jduck about, i'll spell it out if u couldn’t follow what I meant
He aint me leading a revolution but more like the next R&B 50 Cent****
Saying menike's name and I promise you’ll be the first in a hearse
I don’t buy ya fake rage when you haven’t even cursed in a verse
Keep thinking I’m the friendly ghost but the glock blast declares I wont dock
This aint Cool Runnings kid, so nobody really be caring bout tha lil 13yr old Jduck
You aint impressin me or nobody on Nairaland with ya re-usable lines
Menike war with swords, pocket knives keep my bitch’s cuticles aligned

Menike got this jö

Menike got this one jare, JDUCK stands no chance, hey, I dont want any beef billy!!!

nolong thing bigups to menike jduck13

Damn Menike dat was da hottest thing I eva heard u write
its ok though coz im comin wit mo fire congrats u did ya homework but it wont save u

good battle

But i won't say nuffin, til it's over

The next tourney gotta be hot, I dey feel una o! Maybe guys should step up to another level - Audio Battle.

record your audio battle and upload to esnips or zshare or rapidshare then drop the lyrics so we can hear, I think that way people who are lyrically weak can make up for it in flowz.

Jduck13:

Damn Menike that was da hottest thing I eva heard u write
its ok though because im comin wit mo fire congrats u did ya homework but it wont save u

U wanted a battle - damn lets do it.



It's no wonder why I'm stackin cake n u stackin biscuits
Since this is survival of the fittest, and you is a misfit
Skill is what runs through the elite like menike, add me to ur wish~lists
You lost ya Ivy spot to Shushi, so consider this a privledge
I know ya game plan, go ahead and bring up Pastor Troy and Lil Wayne
But ask ya fav. user of their fav NL lyricst, bet ya ass they say MENIKE
Go ahead and say what you want about niggas callin me MENSES OR MEDIICK
And you might as well take shots at me for livin in the shadow of Queens
Oh yeah, i am the friendly ghost, being a ghost, i guess im dead
Now what else can you put in ya verse that i havn't already said
You talkin sh*it, nigga, my tool will get to spittin~,bruise~ya~ mans
Barking slick, a few shots'll have you doin the chicken-noodle-dance
Ya whole clique squad can speak up, one at a time everyones sleign
Have em swearing dogs and cats tags, I hit em the way my guns rain
Slugs put u in the air like hop scotch, elevate ya rhymes like hot~sauce*
You playin the wrong NAME didnt you learn anthing from SHISHI thread of FAME
U got a crew but you are not boss, leave you smokin like you worked for Mr Biggs or Jack in the Box
Aight i'll admit im a KiDD, but you an infant to me, still rockin 13 dipers a days
I'm NL special, that milestone in ya career, homey I got ya fantasy chic callin' me for days
You tellin me to battle Dblock instead, but he got the better win percentage
Black Hand?, White boy tell me what the fu*ck is ya extortin**
Better than Menike -man, Boy u must be afternoon snorin'
Fu*ck, you ant important, please run along leave a big Boss alone
I really dont need to pull back and let go gats at ya dome
I'll blast U at your home, clap at ya bones, let you feel the MENIKE CODE
Like Shaq, U lose Ur posessions 4 crossing da line at da free~throw
You still tryin to put dollars together, while im stackin my home with new NL notes
And I spit ‘hell’ of a punche, u couldn’t block any even moving at “god”speed

Now flee or show me what U got

AHHHHH!!!!! Now its clear,Menike's most definately got this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe you got that rite dawg

he said he made bling bling said he like a light house
but I'm going to put my knife in and I'm going to take his life out
boom lights out Bit** u want to fight now u
nothin but a punk all u want to do is bite now
Dis dude aint goin no where man he on probation
Somen  like house arrest wit no transportation
But me im on an elevator v.I.p. c yaw
Da only time u be on top is if our rymes was on a see saw
Hows da Viagra goin not so well because last time I seen ya
U Was on da transexuall jerry springer
Coz ya di**ks no bigga den da pills u taken
Got ripped by shishi so went off nl and quit spittin
Dats why ya hoe left ya fo me
Ya di**s so small but me its so manly
Talkin bought ya bitches shit dey at da vet
because I see  how u be lookin fa ya woman on da net
Always lookin and postin on  nairaland romance
Da only time u get anys when ders privates in ya hole man
Coz My wrist stay froze man
Da only time u iced out is when u flow man
No no man why diss bought them callin u menses
when I can talk bought ya broke ass compared to da chrome on my benzes
And I aint gon be talkin bought ya bitch ass in queens
When I can talk about da richest mofucka in N.c.
Yea that is me  and why  talk about them callin u meddick
Coz u gon need a medic after my shit  make ya heasplit
Drop dead quick nice shots but u missed me
And im gon have u off nl again somen like big shishi
Cray did okay but J gon finish u
So quit this fu**ken rappin step off u finished fool
waasup u mad coz im younger
I quench they thirst and hunger I be da lightnin u da thunder
u nothin but noise i be a flash of destruction
flamin ya houses jus an introduction to my eruptions
p.s. I really like ya bitin off 8mile
so I'm going to leave ya ass in my MC dead pile

Um Wow and can I say again wow this is freakin crazy man Someone get these dudes to quit fo dey burn down dis thred

Enuf respect jduck13 u ripped the sucker!

Nice comeback Jduck.
1st round - Menike
2nd round - Tie
Yall need 2 more rounds to round this sh*t up.

Men u guys are awesome, make me remember dem ole dayz
Keep it coming folks

This thread is hotter than a muthafukka!!!

kulex2k1:

Enuf respect jduck13 u ripped the sucker!

In as much as I haven't had an issue bout niggas callin' me a "sucker"

Dude I suggest we respect ourselves like real Brothas n' modify that word.

That way we on the same page. (Alright)


@Jduck
Brotha U spit b4 I spit mine
Then on the last round I go first.

@Everyone
Thanx for comin' thruo guys
We just killin' each other n' havin' fun

Yo best posts no betta than my first my worst post
u can't commensurate I leave u burnt like ya first toast
u aint gon be nothin after im finished
rymes replinished so u know u gon be diminished
U aint dead jus because u fu**in casper
but I can't say the same thing when my rymes make ya head splatter
watch da lead scatter I got that butta fo da bread sake
and da way i keep it gutta like no otha i make da dead quake
yea respect u need to payup,
because im bustin from da 3 ya a** can't hit a layup
u say its like clockworh but u aint worth my time
measure ya worth in money u aint worth a dime
I work da crime,
and im comin wit da heat datll murk ya mind
u trippin if u thinkin that ya future bright
because this leads to ya coffin and its a moonles night
and to a few it might be a lil unneccesary
heart cold like february always gunneccesary
can't believe this bi*** want to fight me mayne
and its likely ya brain,
will turn in to my nike stain
I jus get a new pair its no obstacle
this gay suckin on di**s like kiddies on popsicles
this stupid dude going to leave his strap at home
crack ya dawn homey I'm going to clap at ya dome
and leave da lead intracranial eternally
mess him up externally hurtin worse internally
yea lets see what u got I done did my third round
probably wont spit back because on his blood he gon drown

A'ight,A'ight. I got my thumbs up for u. The last one was betta tho.
Menike,yo turn homez,arise from thy slumber!!!

thanks po deep and thanks Kulex

Jduck wrote this years ago hopin for motives to post it
He couldnt cope this, like chillin with retards, his among Nairaland hopeless
Behold the dopest, I've wrote in moments, spoke with heat
Dont believe that Jduck frees cusz he couldnt spit sick with throat disease
Wanna punchfest? run then, don't want that stuff yet
Cusz i put peeps, under heat, like latino sunfests
To you I let my gun rest, don't need to spit the lethal shit
I'm king, while you define the bottom of the medieval list
I free for kicks, free for shi*ts, and free it fast
My shi*ts too tight, you couldnt make the same if you squeezed ya ass
I'd try, but u see me and struggle hard to breathe air
Like you're a muslim, my level's Mecca, you're trying to be there
Now tell us how U got engaged with Nairaland
And how come U the only white dude up on Nairaland
The fact is U a stupid NIGERIAN HIDING BEHIND A WHITE KIDD
He fuc*ked his rep as raidernation from dickridin' A KIDD
Switches to ezboy to start over, but whos he trying to kid?
He STILL rides wheel barrows to school now he acting like a hard rapper
oh wait,  you just another "boy" mesmerized by "casper" (as in the movie)
No wonder Nairaland nominated U as the #1 BLACK/WHITE Michael Jackson
Fuc*ked ya rep from hoppin too much like jackrabbits
Just a fanatics, you'll remain a fan of the veterans just like me
Never great like 50, makin shit rhymes and demandin RESPECT
How we gon respect you when ya tantrum style can't witstand ya sh*t
Ya styles still more wack than andre 3000's outfits
Dead from the start, like you're born in a Cemetary
Plans against 'king' with 5 accounts in case one gets poked with his 'sword'
Can't vote yourself, so why you need them self moral and support
You can try and win but I gotta flow so thick you have to swim
Jus’ to get thru. Wouldn’t go if I was you. But im not him
You accepted this shit and and theres no way you’re gunna win
Frontin with yourself, discussing how yall drank till 4 in the morn
Ya boys drinkin' alcohol while U drank Orange juice till 4 in the morn
It's like you got no ribs, how you're suck ya own dic*k
gays like you gotta make like rogers centre, have ya dome split


You say you freestyle? hold on, let me laugh it off,  haha,
,  only way you 'come off the top' is after jackin off
Take the 'rapper' off ya name, you're 'ez' target, dumbfuck
I spit heat atcha boy, its feels like playin duckhunt
Just run, don't spit, sit on defence mode
Not even napoleon's dance for pedro's campaign will help you get votes
U right bout me being on the romance thread ,  haha ,
Cusz I was going after a chic * Pretty Snazzydawn*  ,  haha ,
After this don't start shit again with me
U better off doin what you always do, and create a new identity

WHAT?!!! Nairaland on fire!! This thread is burning fucking hot!!

Jeez! Menike, remind me to send Seun some broke-ass ACs, 'cause y'all homes been bringing the heat!!

Thats it for me.
Its just like I said at the start : menike's got this.

WINNER = menike

U were both cool for real sha. Nice battle.
Will quote ur killa lines l8r.

yo menike what's withcha, u ain't gotta be battlin jduck, u know u don passed his level,

i'm in d mood for some battlin maself, although i'm working real hard at the present on songs, but i cud use a lil battlin on d side.

word im feelin ya spit dat was hardcore but I gotta comeback

ey yo po deep sayin Menike Got this
jus because he nose deep in menikes twot piss
Dis dude fu****  gay gotta use a strap on
My spit have u bleedin betta bring ya tampon
nairalands waitin fo da spit of satan
I send u to satan burn ya like overcooked bacon
Yo calm down listen to pops be a good boy
Or U end up battling ya self like hoodboi
U say u da king I be da insurgent
U don’t tell ya age because u a fifty year old virgin
I aint no actor because im so miraculous
that is why Shish want me to roll wit his flo mirakulz
He know u da weakest link
And that im da best thing that eva happened fo ya rap Nsync
Run on u pussys and gun on u pusssys
don’t act like u know me because ill come on u pussys
Like ryan leaf ya skills will never grow
Dis dude can't throw hes da quincy carter of flow
call u bush these poeple doubtin your decision to war
cept he gon be huessain when my rymes get his pussy tore
because my rymes is a fat Di**
that is what this gay wants because homey he slacks flow
I have this dude runnin so I put 3 in his back bro
I have sumo spit  yea I be phat bro
Like hester I run back though
I'm a kangaroo wit my height u still hoppin like fat Joe

Whats Po Deep's name doin' in ur battle? U strait trippin' homez.
Nice verse but ur second one's still the best u've come up wit.
Battle's over playa. Suck it.