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Lies Of A Typical African Father by mumumugu(m): 7:32pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
came home from work, tired. Sat down on the
sofa. Put his feet up.
Wife brought him a glass of water. Son gave him a
sheet of paper
And he read through:
English Lang. 17%
Biology 25%
Mathematics 10%
Physics 17%
Chemistry 22%
Economics 12%
Agric. Science 19%
Religion Knowl. ABSENT
Geography 18%
Suddenly, he lost his temper
And he started shouting:
"What is this? All the time on phone and TV.
How dare you show me such marks? How dare
you?
His Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."
He told her:
"Shut up!
It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He
is no good and never serious at all."
His Wife said:
"Oh Really?"
He said:
"Yes!!!! No one in our family has performed so
badly, ever."
Finally...... after getting tired of ranting and
raving.....
Son said:
"Dad, I am sorry I made you angry. I was cleaning
the old cupboard and I found this."
"It is your old school report card, dated 27th July,
1980 sir."
Dad became humbled and dumbfounded. Imagine
the atmosphere afterwards. Calmness in the air....
and the house for several weeks.....
Patience is key!
Do not hasten to judge. Listen more, listen longer. |
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