1moregist.com has started an exclusive investigation into the whereabouts of the 70 million naira that was stolen by a monkey. We could have first gone after the snake that swallowed 36million, however, our own very honourable Senator Shehu from Kaduna took a snake charmer to the JAMB headquarters, and we are certain he will bring the case to a good conclusion.

Our trail of the monkey that stole the 70M shows that the monkey didn't act alone and indeed it was itself and its junior brother that perpetrated the act. We had to follow the senior monkey to Dubai where it was caught dressed in the Emirati regalia and enjoying life to the fullest. Dubai, as we know is a  place where they want you to come spend your money; and exactly how you got the money is not technically their business.

The younger brother of the monkey was however trailed to Atlanta Georgia where is now living the life even its ancestors could not afford. Junior, who especially has a craving for suya, had imported fresh suya from Abokis in Nigeria. The investigation revealed, that Junior, who is a lot more flamboyant than his elder brother bought a first class ticket to Yankee for the transportation of the suya. It even has a servant who feeds it beer, with which it uses to step down the suya.

We hereby call on Magu to send his best investigators on the monkeys' trail. Hopefully, the EFCC can finally get a conviction amidst all the anti-corruption cases that they have somehow not been able to put anyone behind bars for.


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