Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,412 members, 7,954,643 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 04:15 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Joke (1413 Views)
This Looks Like A Joke But It Is Not A Joke / Joke: The Bossy Wife / Joke: For Better Or Worse (2) (3) (4)
Joke by Nobody: 7:09pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
A man is in court on trial. The judge says, "On the
3rd August, you were accused of killing your wife by
beating her to death with a hammer, how do you
plead?" "Guilty", said the man in the dock. Another
man at the back of the courtroom stands up and
shouts, "You dirty rat!" The judge asks the man to
sit down and to refrain from making any noise. The
judge then continues, "...and also on the 17th
September you are accused of killing your son by
beating him to death with a hammer, how do you
plead?" "Guilty," says the man in the dock. Again
the same man at the back stands up and shouts
even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat!" At this
point the Judge calls the loud man to the bench and
says, "I have already asked you to be quiet. If you
continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge
you with contempt of court. I can understand your
feelings, but what relationship do you have with this
man?" He replies, "He is my next door neighbor."
The judge replies, "I can understand your feelings
then, but you must refrain from any comments."
The man replied "No, your honor, you don't
understand. Twice I have asked if I could borrow a
hammer, and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have
one! |
Re: Joke by mrpeter010(m): 10:50pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
No be small thing o |
Re: Joke by DONOCSO(m): 5:07am On Mar 01, 2018 |
Lol... Funny |
(1) (Reply)
Joke Of Today..... Will Really Make Your Day / Why did he do it? / James the Mobster
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 9 |