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What Happened Between George Bush Jr. And Condoleezza Rice In 2002. Joke by SokoDobo: 7:30pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
In 2002, when Hu Jintao (the man in the picture above) became a leader of China, Jim Sherman wrote a sketch on George Bush Jr. and Condoleezza Rice ( The two in the picture below). The following conversation took place. . George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Source: http://www.arewawatch.com/2018/03/what-happened-between-george-bush-jr.html |
Re: What Happened Between George Bush Jr. And Condoleezza Rice In 2002. Joke by zurielsam(m): 7:34pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
this is funny |
Re: What Happened Between George Bush Jr. And Condoleezza Rice In 2002. Joke by thesicilian: 8:27pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
zurielsam:True. Lol. |
Re: What Happened Between George Bush Jr. And Condoleezza Rice In 2002. Joke by outsourcinglag: 8:33pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
Hilarious! |
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