Pweety4me:

doyin u have inspired me o!tyme 2 reveal thyself!










Yu wishhh

ayettymama:

**eyes just rolled out of ayettymamas head** u are all nastay! eurgh! eesh!! yuck

~Sauron~:

Funkybaby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now this is one diva i can die for.


Funky, come gimme LEMONADE and seasoning o.

funkybaby:

Sauron !!!!!! o lenu jor ! 

funkybaby:


Sauron ! How many times will i tell you that this honeycious puss is taken ? Eh?
Look elsewhere !  

ayettymama:

sauron be memorizing my biography! your ready to sit the jamb- ayettymama 101

doyin13:


haba. . .don't give away the crown jewels na

~Sauron~:



Abeg now. . . . .
Just gimme one chance - Lemme prove ma Sauroness.

doyin13:

I have it on good authority Chic2pimp is a chick.

~Sauron~:

How much did Ayetty pay you to p[i]i[/i]mp herself into ma lair.
Contrary to what you think, i don't crink baby mommas.

U and Nia Long? Na yam?
T00 Cute is better than your prettiest girlfriend and i can prove it.

~Sauron~:

Chic2Clit.

doyin13:

all in due time child. . .all in due time. 

funkybaby:


mba! no way !
i am not taking any chances.

its not rocket to know that one sauroness shot from you equals to ibeji !

i never ready to start breas.t feeding. i love my perky t.its as them dey !  

ayettymama:

monkey- chick2trouble maker- mind ursef oooo
who wants an ekiti groom in fact where is gators i will report u today!

~Sauron~:

Life is all about taking risks.
What will life be without it?

~Sauron~:


Haba. . . . . .I will need 5 Sarouness shots to make TWINS.

~Sauron~:

Mba o. . . . . .Brea[i]s[/i]tfeeding starts on our first date.

funkybaby:

try another line.

5   you are more gentle than i thought. . . . how nice !

so soon?  

chic2pimp:

Don't deny Sharon what is rightfully his jor.
You Ekitis should stick together .
Oya kiss, make up and have. . . . .  

P:S Abeg don't report to me my Iyawo ooo.

~Sauron~:

Ayettymama belongs to someone else, abeg.
I hope you realise ma wifey(Funkybaby) is listening to your prattle.

Don't scatter me household, abeg!!

~Sauron~:

Marry me.

~Sauron~:

Super-gentle.

~Sauron~:

I don't waste time. I live me life on a fast lane.

~Sauron~:

I hope you realise ma wifey(Funkybaby) is listening to your prattle.

chic2pimp:

Abegii jor you are her sugar and Money
Funky doesn't mind being the Iyawo jor. Ayetty would be the Iya Ile .
Polygamy, no dey you jare

ayettymama:

awww jokes- u shuld work for the bbc chick2pimp u got jokes *wipes tears from eyes* no seriously your killin its too much- has anyone ever told you how funny you are?? you should be a stand up comedian- give kojo a call theyll have a spot for u at corks im sure- too much laughter im dying here o gawsh!

bluespice:

lawl!!!! derailers united
yetty i swear i thot u had gotten the clue, chic2shrimp is after u, onl tryna wind you up to deny other guys and then make his move
see their mouths, folly put me down jare, i'm coming if u got fuyyyyne bwais

doyin13:

see this one. . .

na who tell you say okada dey carry overload

hi hater

bluespice:

hi hater

ayettymama:

lol blu spice and fine bois!! the dj is very fine sha

no mind them im bored sef- other times ill just ignore them

i like leavin the ayettymama fan club members to themselves!

chick2shrimp is my in law ooo-- no let anti gators beat me!

denzel2009:

Funkybaby, here is an opportunity to have a gentle frog prince on a platter of gold!

doyin13:

gerraway. . . u too wan use style get fan club.

doyin13:

no show for you  
how dat your big head take enter your behind  

funkybaby:

Awww! If i kiss you, will you turn to a prince?  


Sauron, see competition. You need to step up ya game !  

denzel2009:

I meant Sauron as the gentle frog. I dont wahala oh

*adjusting easy chair and making orders for super sized coke and popcorn*
oh this gon be good

denzel2009:

I meant Sauron as the gentle frog. I dont wahala oh

denzel2009:

I meant Sauron as the gentle frog. I dont wahala oh

bluespice:

*adjusting easy chair and making orders for super sized coke and popcorn*
oh this gon be good

doyin13:

I could have sworn Sauron still be tadpole