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Missed Period by ezephills: 1:26pm On May 05, 2010 |
A young girl missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again!" |
Re: Missed Period by Woke4all(m): 2:41pm On May 05, 2010 |
Hahahahahahaha that's funny. |
Re: Missed Period by Woke4all(m): 2:42pm On May 05, 2010 |
Hahahahahahaha that's funny. |
Re: Missed Period by papine(m): 3:37pm On May 05, 2010 |
ok @poster u got urself a C. keep it up. |
Re: Missed Period by ezephills: 3:46pm On May 05, 2010 |
Re: Missed Period by Shalomcapa(m): 5:05am On May 06, 2010 |
nice one there, |
Re: Missed Period by tolu001: 2:54pm On May 06, 2010 |
that's a sign of a typical igbo man |
Re: Missed Period by tanimz(f): 3:30pm On May 06, 2010 |
Stale |
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