A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ,

"Nope, You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"


omo this one na SAW VII

message? I'm not trying to preach

Were is the joke sef?

still searching 4 d joke.

SNORING

Dyt:

[s]meanin im gonna do exactly 2 u darlin[/s]

bt den i still mean it

meaning?,
u still mean what?

i no dey fear threat o

don't u guys get it.,
since the woman had tightened the man stick with the vice then she will set the barn on fire,
and since the man has the saw he will have to cut off his APPOLLA in order to escape the fire

S.tupid

bummer joke
aha!!!! that reminds me,kunbee my dear how are u its been a long time since we yarned

I am fine oo

Na dis kind jokes dey make me go politics section

Pls go

Dry joke. Poster get a life

i've discovered that most people who visit this joke section either lack a sense of humor or are too .d.u.m.b to understand a simple joke. perhaps we should start explaining jokes to them.

silica:

i've discovered that most people who visit this joke section either lack a sense of humor or are too .d.u.m.b to understand a simple joke. perhaps we should start explaining jokes to them.

i'm sure the posters joke seriously cracked ur RIBS & SKULL too. poor us who don't find it amusing.

@ poster - I actually liked this joke!!

Fancy being more concerned about having his "yo-yo" cut off with a rusty tool !

a much better joke - thanks!

I think if u dont get/like a joke, u should just move on, Ona dey pay anybody to post joke for ona??