May God grant us our heart desires. No one wishes to be a tenant all life. But some landlord can be frustrating, even here in IB.
They don't want your glory to outshine their own. Might be a general human behaviour tho.

2. 4. 6. 7. Doesnt wo k where i live

sekundosekundo:
3. Your landlord must be right at all time
Even when he fvcks your wife



4. He is entitled not to pay utility bills
Which law said this?

sekundosekundo:
3. Your landlord must be right at all time
Even when he fvcks your wife



4. He is entitled not to pay utility bills
Which law said this?

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Some people are plain stu.pid.

Elevating a landlord to a demigod?

It might as well be how to be a slave to a landlord.

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In summary, don't live in the same compound with your landlord or build your own house

1. Don't live with your landlord
2. If you will want to pay rent for long in Lagos, it's better you plan to build in Ibadan and use the future speed train

The aroma from the kitchen when cooking must not supersede the landlady's own.

LZAA:

YorubaAssasin should learn this and stop hating his igbo landlord kikiki
cc imhotep onyeoga

There's a Yoruba adage... "Eni to l'eru lo leru".. meaning... "Whoever that owns the slave owns the slave's properties"

I hear you. When we chase all of your pple out, we'll then know whether we own the properties or you just helped 'develop' them as our laborers..

We own you Igbos and all those tiny miniatures you build on our lands belongs to us. Go figure...

Rule number 1: Never get an apartment where the landlord lives.

You didn't mention don't smoke weed in your room. Also don't always on your a better pass my nebor

Useless article. You forgot to add that tenants should suck off on their landlord's junk.

It's just about being modest, simple and God-fearing. To hell with all Landlords from Hell!

YorubaAssasin:


There's a Yoruba adage... "Eni to l'eru lo leru".. meaning... "Whoever that owns the slave owns the slave's properties"

I hear you. When we chase all of your pple out, we'll then know whether we own the properties or you just helped 'develop' them as our laborers..

We own you Igbos and all those tiny miniatures you build on our lands belongs to us. Go figure...

ok but pay ur rent

InvertedHammer:


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Some people are plain stu.pid.

Elevating a landlord to a demigod?

It might as well be how to be a slave to a landlord.

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I wonder why people thinks that their landlords did them a favour by allowing them to rent his property. They do this foolishly not knowing that the landlord is a man doing business with his prpperty and must be dealt with anytime he misbehaves.

YorubaAssasin:
It's just about being modest, simple and God-fearing. To hell with all Landlords from Hell!

shoo i beg ur igbo landlord for you?
cc imhotep onyeoga

A guy told me his landlord doesn't allow any tenant use Air conditioner,I was like wtf

disagree with you on point 4 FYI the aparyment wad paid for so its not free, the stupid landlorf must pay his bills.

we should not worship landlords especially those that live on rent.

No 1 and 6 on point. It's scary when you come out of your apartment in the middle of the night or early in the morning, and meet complete strangers roaming around or opening your gate and when you confront them,they tell you they live inside that compound. That's a template for a serious security breach and no sane landlord would tolerate that. Trying to form ring leader and defying the authority of the owner of the house,is a sure way to get kicked out in a jiffy. As for no 4,I don't agree with that.

[b][/b] that no. 7 though

pinnket:


8: don't own a cat. Owning a cat signifies that you're a witch and the one behind every other tenants misfortune.

Or a dog.

sekundosekundo:


I wonder why people thinks that their landlords did them a favour by allowing them to rent his property. They do this foolishly not knowing that the landlord is a man doing business with his prpperty and must be dealt with anytime he misbehaves.

That is the begining of problem with that kind of thinking. Who did each other a favour, somebody who provided the house or you who provided the money. My tenant have this thought and I just throw him out. He want to be putting on his generator all through the night thinking he is doing me a favour by staying in my house.

toyetade:

That is the begining of problem with that kind of thinking. Who did each other a favour, somebody who provided the house or you who provided the money. My tenant have this thought and I just throw him out. He want to be putting on his generator all through the night thinking he is doing me a favour by staying in my house.

He is doing you a favor by patronizing you. For the period he has paid for, that apartment is his property. You can only throw out someone who doesn't know his rights.

Anyway, I blame those who stay in those old houses that have landlords also living in the same building. Would never live in such apartments again.

toyetade:

That is the begining of problem with that kind of thinking. Who did each other a favour, somebody who provided the house or you who provided the money. My tenant have this thought and I just throw him out. He want to be putting on his generator all through the night thinking he is doing me a favour by staying in my house.

Exactly, both landlord and tenant are pure business men, give me your house and I will give you my money. The landlord needs the money while the tenant needs the house. Both of them shouldn't lord over each other.

einsteine:



He is doing you a favor by patronizing you. For the period he has paid for, that apartment is his property. You can only throw out someone who doesn't know his rights.

Anyway, I blame those who stay in those old houses that have landlords also living in the same building. Would never live in such apartments again.

No sir, there's nothing like favour here.

Many quit notice are prayer answered,comot for my house nobi the end of life.therefore leave your life not landlord life .if landlord is not ready for business he should leave in house with his household.nowahala

dis one way i dey plan to migrate to lagos??

You forgot to add not to bring in new electrical appliances and furnishings during the daytime and to the knowledge of the Landlord!

id4sho:
10: No flexing, changing cars, cooking meat /bringing take away upandan bcus your rent go dey increase as chilling is increasing.

mathematical it is inversely proportional. my 2 cent

Explain this your "inversely proportional theory" in relation to your submission above.

Just don't rent an apartment where the landlord also lives in the same building/compound.


Shikena!

This is for tenants in small houses (face me I slap you).
You live in a flat, own your own electric meter. Pay your security bill and collect receipt. If you don't support the landlord and he gives you a quite notice, he will give you 6 months plus x months to leave.

I thought you want to say, don't restructure the house, plant flower or dig borehole with your money if you live in rented apartment.

damiplovR:
Dont install ac if you have not paid rent finish