share the greatest lie u have ever told. Let's knw who is d greatest liar among us.

Mine goes thus:

When I was a teenager, I told my friends about one of my elder bros (the eldest in d family) that he was a boyscout in our hometown. There was a time he and his fellow Scouts entered into an elephant through its anus when it was defecating. I went further to say that he threw raw yam into the elephant's bowel and the yam got cooked.

My friends swallowed the falsehood hook, line and sinker without hearing from the horse's mouth (that's my bro).
I termed this as greatest lie I have ever told because
1. It lasted for more than five years before it was exposed by my bro. Some of them (my friends), after more than five years, asked my bro whether he truly entered into elephant's bowel. On hearing that, my bro stood agape and was silent for more than a minute, looking at me surprisingly and we all buageed into laughter.
2. Whenever I cast my mind back at my past, this particular one always surprises me and amuses me. I do ask myself how I cooked up that falsehood at that age because that lie was bigger than my age then, to the extent that my friends believed it without giving it a second thought.


Kindly share yours..

The biggest lie I ever told was convincin' my girlfriend that I'm not a sociopath.

Lemme see!.......................... I Confidently told my friends in 2015, that BUHARI was our MESSIAH!

In 2015 That buhari was the best candidate for Nigeria

I still regret it till today

lol