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Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by adex3g(m): 12:21am On Apr 20, 2018
Only real Nigerians:-
1. Check the expiry date of gala
after eating it.
2. Go to church wit extension
and bb charger
(charging in
His presence).
3. Update on BBM "about to
cross" get hit by a
car and still.
update "dying tinz"
4. Say an opening prayer at a
night club.
5. Go to a supermarket, buy a
bottle of coke
and spend 30 minutes snapping
wit
champagne bottles.
6. Wear sunshades at night.
7. Wear complete rainbow
colours like its
rag day and call it colour
blonding.
8. Count money after
withdrawing from an
ATM (we trust no one, not even
machines)
9. Wear head warmer at 45
degrees Celsius.
10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji"
and a
thin one "Aboki".
11. Travel to china for 2 days and
come back
with a British
accent.
12. Go to an eatery and buy
bottled water
just to watch a soccer match.
13.Where every lady without a
car has a car charger in her bag.
14. Where even yahoo boys was
also scammed by MMM.
.
Are you a real Nigerian?

SOURCE: Nigerian Online Community
Re: Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by billynoni(m): 12:24am On Apr 20, 2018
OP add where you get beaten right now for the wrongs you haven't commit yet by your Nigerian mum.
Re: Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by Suleimangaroba44(m): 12:56am On Apr 20, 2018
;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o ;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o

Re: Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by Suleimangaroba44(m): 12:58am On Apr 20, 2018
billynoni:
OP add where you get beaten right now for the wrongs you haven't commit yet by your Nigerian mum.
;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o ;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o

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