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Funny Jokes Compilation by adex3g(m): 12:27am On Apr 20, 2018 |
If She’s Refusing To Show You To Her Parents, Just Impregnate Her And Relax. Her Parents Will Come And Show Themselves To You Beating ur gal is wrong. Save ur strength. Just hide her makeup bag Thank me Later Telling lies started from primary schools, with this song “I remember when I was a soldier “. Biko When were you a soldier and how?* No matter how bad you are, something good can come out of you. Take a closer look at Judas for instance, because of him our weekend started on Thursday and it’ll be ending on Monday…. GUYS with VERY BIG EYES will cheat on you and still have the nerves to tell you.. “BABY am sorry, I was BLIND THUNDER please are u busy?? if u ar dating an Benin girl then by 12:00 midnight she begins to sing “I BELIEVE I CAN FLY” my broda…..run!! The last drop of urine ? will never obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well* By: Isaac Newton’s roommate* I asked this fine girl to prepare stew for me yesterday Brothers and sisters, there’s no difference between what I just ate and Alomo bitters. Now am contemplating whether to marry her or register her into the herbal Medicine Association…. Who knows she could find the cure of HIV Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” ….hahahahahaha SOURCE: Nigerian Online Community |
Re: Funny Jokes Compilation by Paradigm777: 12:42am On Apr 20, 2018 |
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