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Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions by adex3g(m): 3:12am On Apr 20, 2018 |
Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions. don't forget to answer number 9# . 1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you. 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor.going to your office, yet they ask are you going up?'' Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you.still asks him; ''are those flowers?'' Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend.see's.you and ask; ''what are you.doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees! 7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?'' Ans: No! I'm practicing to die. 8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?'' Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. 9. Are you reading this post? Source: Nigerian Online Community 1 Like |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions by babfet(m): 3:21am On Apr 20, 2018 |
No I dey wash my fone with soap |
Re: Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions by vivie01(f): 4:41pm On Apr 21, 2018 |
adex3g: No. I dey mop at it. |
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