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I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 9:59pm On Apr 22, 2018
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones

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Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by cardiak(m): 10:05pm On Apr 22, 2018
Dial 9-11

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Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by ikbnice(m): 10:09pm On Apr 22, 2018
I just pray you do not complete your life cycle faster. Maybe as at 2018 you are already living in 2038.

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Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 10:24pm On Apr 22, 2018
ikbnice:
I just pray you do not complete your life cycle faster. Maybe as at 2018 you are already living in 2038.
lolllllll...am serious o

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Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 10:25pm On Apr 22, 2018
ikbnice:
I just pray you do not complete your life cycle faster. Maybe as at 2018 you are already living in 2038.
it would be fun actually,I'll see d future before humanity
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by greatnaija01: 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2018
I can show you time travel tech that will balance your speed in a manner that will profit you outside your phone usage.



Jacobsontwelve:
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by OneKinGuy(m): 10:52pm On Apr 22, 2018
OP is speaking language if gods

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Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Reeberry: 11:36pm On Apr 22, 2018
What are you saying?
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 7:12am On Apr 23, 2018
greatnaija01:
I can show you time travel tech that will balance your speed in a manner that will profit you outside your phone usage.



pls show me.. I'm eager
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Neoteny(m): 7:27am On Apr 23, 2018
Jacobsontwelve:
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones

Whatever you do, pls don't spawn any kids.

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Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by falcon01: 8:04am On Apr 23, 2018
Jacobsontwelve:
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones
same i feel all phones are slow i even bought the galaxy s7 that was the maximum i could afford then and it was not good enough. in fact i wish i could just create some kinda phone myself. But i ain't got no tools for that
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Nobody: 10:52am On Apr 23, 2018
Jacobsontwelve:
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones
You're not alone.
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Techcrunchng(m): 11:53am On Apr 23, 2018
Wiziman:
You're not alone.
somebody is high on solution
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Mckandre(m): 12:56pm On Apr 23, 2018
Jacobsontwelve:
it would be fun actually,I'll see d future before humanity
u really don't get the sarcasm do u? nigger it means ur lifespan is deteriorating more than normal as the day goes by. ure living out ur years faster, u better seek a medical help ASAP ni undecided
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Debayokamal(m): 2:14pm On Apr 23, 2018
falcon01:
same i feel all phones are slow i even bought the galaxy s7 that was the maximum i could afford then and it was not good enough. in fact i wish i could just create some kinda phone myself. But i ain't got no tools for that
Lolzz baba for me ba I feel it all depends on what you use your phone for , and where you buy your phones also mattees...
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Debayokamal(m): 2:18pm On Apr 23, 2018
Jacobsontwelve:
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones
For me ba, if you can use a phone for 2 to 3 years ,haba the phone don try na, e no go fit give you that speed wey e give you when you buy am new....same in vehicles, e must weak at a point ...
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Debayokamal(m): 2:24pm On Apr 23, 2018
cardiak:
Dial 9-11
Or dail 112 loolzzz
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by henry007(m): 2:27pm On Apr 23, 2018
All phone hey? Lol
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by fibonacci2526: 2:33pm On Apr 23, 2018
Op is this a cry for help?
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Efostick(m): 3:36pm On Apr 23, 2018
Jacobsontwelve:
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones


I use a Samsung galaxy s8 and i feel this way too. The phone isn't as fast as i want it to be. I thought i was alone.
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 7:01pm On Apr 23, 2018
fibonacci2526:
Op is this a cry for help?
yes my bloda... serious distress call
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 7:02pm On Apr 23, 2018
Neoteny:


Whatever you do, pls don't spawn any kids.
what are you saying sad
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 7:03pm On Apr 23, 2018
Mckandre:
u really don't get the sarcasm do u? nigger it means ur lifespan is deteriorating more than normal as the day goes by. ure living out ur years faster, u better seek a medical help ASAP ni undecided
thanks for your blodaly love Bruv..may the gods of tecno bless you
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Jacobsontwelve(m): 7:03pm On Apr 23, 2018
falcon01:
same i feel all phones are slow i even bought the galaxy s7 that was the maximum i could afford then and it was not good enough. in fact i wish i could just create some kinda phone myself. But i ain't got no tools for that
I'll invent it soon.. working on it
Re: I Have Become Faster Than All Phones by Maro4u(m): 9:03am On Apr 24, 2018
Jacobsontwelve:
I use a Gionee A1,and I've used samsung s5 and huawei ascend p9 recently. .at first they were allfast and till their last moment of use,they never lagged,but I was always faster than them..sometimes I feel like I have evolved,but is it my mental distortion or I have really evolved.what can I do..cos it makes me feel tired of phones
Brother I understand your pain but actually it is not your phone or you been faster its cause of the apps you work with you have been too familiar with them that you get bored operating on them cause the only thing that can keep u balance "change" or better still evolvement of mobile apps to keep us moving, if u like buy galaxy s10 u will get bored of it in some weeks trust me.

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