Tell us some wierd combinations of things you can't do:

1. I cannot eat "eba" with "toothpick"
2. I cannot wipe my "backside" with "sandpaper"
3. I cannot use "pepper juice" to clean my "eyes"
4. I cannot use "battery electrolyte" to drink "garri"
5,

oya let's go there,

I  cannot "contribute" to this kind of "thread"

Kx:

I cannot "contribute" to this kind of "thread"

Nice one but[size=14pt] I cannot "Climb" pepper "Tree"[/size]

Kx:

I  cannot "contribute" to this kind of "thread"

I cannot contain my laughter

I cannot say i cannot

I cannot come and go and kill myself

Me i cannot say u cannot o

i cannot use BRT lane as waterbed o

I cannot use dry pepper as eyeshadow!! 

I cannot use generator as pendant!! 


[size=15pt]I cannot use ACID as Eye drop!![/size]

i cannot use calculator to browse facebook

googles:

i cannot use calculator to browse facebook

[size=15pt]I cannot use petrol to fry potato[/size]

I cannot vote for IBB 2011

I cannot stop myself from contesting against IBB

i cannot vote for yar'adua come 2011

I cannot use indomie strand to start my generator

I cannot stop saying u r ode

I cannot fry dodo with petrol.

I cannot use pencil to pound yam

i cannot post here

[size=15pt]I cannot use hot palmoil to do Ablution[/size][size=5pt] (hand and face washing)[/size]

I no fit use poly bag do condom.

I cannot blush without being embarrassed.

then again how can u tell