IamD18:
That chosen Apron will be very useless in Ogun state.

Dem go use am tie una head join.

Them suppose carry am go East sell am to those businesses men wey kidnappers wan kill dem finish.

hopefulLandlord:


Chosen vest's spiritual powers can only work against other spiritual powers, the vest would've worked if those masquerades didn't wield canes. vest can never work against canes
Chosen vest and other spiritual powers can NEVER protect you against physical harm. Kidnap a chosen member and stage it like you would kill him by giving him a choice between cursing him to death with spiritual powers or a shotgun to the head and he'll chose the former because he knows his spiritual powers are powerless against a shotgun to the head and his brain matter would be allover the walls as soon as the trigger is pressed

Whenever Christians finish praying against spirit of accidents they would still need to look right left and right before crossing

as soon as they finish praying against poverty they'll still need to get back to the grinding stone

I am inviting you to Lord's chosen HQ on sunday.

I wasn't born a chosen and maybe I'll never be a member, but I had a chosen pastor as my in-law. I was involved in a fight and was stabbed on my stomach, hand and back. I was on admission for months and was stooling during the 2month. I was on drip all through, I pooed in a bucket. I was treated for everything the doctors could think of.
My aunt rang and she handed the phone over to her pastor. The pastor prayed and I was asked to declare myself a chosen. Thrice I said this and immediately I felt the power of God. I was still seating on the bucket and by the time I stood up, I discovered I didn't pass any stool. That ended the experience.
I cannot dispute the testimonies of the chosen people

Stanleyelege:
I wasn't born a chosen and maybe I'll never be a member, but I had a chosen pastor as my in-law. I was involved in a fight and was stabbed on my stomach, hand and back. I was on admission for months and was stooling during the 2month. I was on drip all through, I pooed in a bucket. I was treated for everything the doctors could think of.
My aunt rang and she handed the phone over to her pastor. The pastor prayed and I was asked to declare myself a chosen. Thrice I said this and immediately I felt the power of God. I was still seating on the bucket and by the time I stood up, I discovered I didn't pass any stool. That ended the experience.
I cannot dispute the testimonies of the chosen people

Seems legit

hopefulLandlord:


I'm Awesome as always, I'm still trying to open our people's eyes to the fact that physical solutions is what we should keep using to fight our problems. Spiritual powers (if they exist) only work for the spirit world

Imagine TB Joshua sending prayer water to Sierra Leone telling them it'll cure their Ebola!

Even TB Joshua knows that it wont cure shi* He just wants to be mischievous. Medicine is the real deal to curing sicknesses, any other thing that seems to work is a mere coincidence of nature.

GavelSlam:
In Rivers state Nko?

Lord's chosen dont do cross over night.

HeavenIsSoReall:
I am inviting you to Lord's chosen HQ on sunday.

To come and do what? to do like the people in the below pictures?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5390622_lordschosen_jpege617d0530cf78afb718414f1ba158d4e

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6517649_fbimg1515249079506_jpegfcb2a4b7951feef39a1c5a6b8460b843

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www.nairaland.com/attachments/6322752_images_jpeg_jpegeb6c065c105cfe1af50da1aeadfb7a99

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No but thanks for the offer anyways

Stanleyelege:
I wasn't born a chosen and maybe I'll never be a member, but I had a chosen pastor as my in-law. I was involved in a fight and was stabbed on my stomach, hand and back. I was on admission for months and was stooling during the 2month. I was on drip all through, I pooed in a bucket. I was treated for everything the doctors could think of.
My aunt rang and she handed the phone over to her pastor. The pastor prayed and I was asked to declare myself a chosen. Thrice I said this and immediately I felt the power of God. I was still seating on the bucket and by the time I stood up, I discovered I didn't pass any stool. That ended the experience.
I cannot dispute the testimonies of the chosen people

God bless you.

Rubbish!

According to Yoruba mythology, masquerades are ancestral spirits from heaven so what are you saying?
My father's neighborhood of origin in Ibadan is Isale Alfa and we had a masquerade at the time of my grandfather's life.
I know of friends in Ijebu Ode that do have Osanyins, masquerades and the likes.
Are those not spiritual?

hopefulLandlord:


Chosen vest's spiritual powers can only work against other spiritual powers, the vest would've worked if those masquerades didn't wield canes. vest can never work against canes
Chosen vest and other spiritual powers can NEVER protect you against physical harm. Kidnap a chosen member and stage it like you would kill him by giving him a choice between cursing him to death with spiritual powers or a shotgun to the head and he'll chose the former because he knows his spiritual powers are powerless against a shotgun to the head and his brain matter would be allover the walls as soon as the trigger is pressed

Whenever Christians finish praying against spirit of accidents they would still need to look right left and right before crossing

as soon as they finish praying against poverty they'll still need to get back to the grinding stone

As soon as they stand up from praying against spiritual husbands they'll still wear makeups and post their images on social media in attempts to attract potential suitors

Nazaretha1:
According to Yoruba mythology, masquerades are ancestral spirits from heaven so what are you saying?
My father's neighborhood of origin in Ibadan is Isale Alfa and we had a masquerade at the time of my grandfather's life.
I know of friends in Ijebu Ode that do have Osanyins, masquerades and the likes.
Are those not spiritual?

Read my post again. I'm not here to argue whether spiritual powers exist or not (even though I don't believe they do)

hopefulLandlord:

To come and do what?

No but thanks for the offer anyways

They are far better than you are.

HeavenIsSoReall:
They are far better than you are.

If it makes you feel better

hopefulLandlord:


If it makes you feel better

A mechanic may appear dirty when in active work but dont mistake him for a mad man. You need to grow up .

Well, since I wasn't there, I don't want to jest of your argumentum ad logicum as that is what your uncorroborated testimony looks like.

Stanleyelege:
I wasn't born a chosen and maybe I'll never be a member, but I had a chosen pastor as my in-law. I was involved in a fight and was stabbed on my stomach, hand and back. I was on admission for months and was stooling during the 2month. I was on drip all through, I pooed in a bucket. I was treated for everything the doctors could think of.
My aunt rang and she handed the phone over to her pastor. The pastor prayed and I was asked to declare myself a chosen. Thrice I said this and immediately I felt the power of God. I was still seating on the bucket and by the time I stood up, I discovered I didn't pass any stool. That ended the experience.
I cannot dispute the testimonies of the chosen people

I've understood you from one of the other comments and quotes. Thanks for not being ambiguous.

hopefulLandlord:


Read my post again. I'm not here to argue whether spiritual powers exist or not (even though I don't believe they do)

marketing strategy. abeg i no dey like put mouth for des men of God talk

hopefulLandlord:


But we can use the experience of the chosen member in OP, right?

How did OP generalize ?

So no photos to back it up I dnt believe in dem , dat our sister can lie

CodeTemplar:

How did OP generalize ?

no he didn't, neither did Biety

Sponsored testimony

SOME OF OUR PASTORS HAS 6 OR MORE BODYGUARDS THAT PROTECT HIM N HIS FAMILY BUT WE ONLY HAVE HIS STICKER ON OUR DOOR TO PROTECT US IS OUR BRAIN WORKING CORRECTLY LIKE DAT?

No be this same chosen masqurade dey distribute blow for the other day

oh

Testimony sounds just like APC change agenda.

What can't Jesus do? He is Lord !

This one na lie, na Lord Choosen or their member they use this to advertise their church, maybe number of members don drop and money coming into the church don reduce so they need new members. Lol.

Note

If this testimony is true why can't the same apron save the Lord choosen members the other day when masquerade beat them up? Abi no be Lords choosen members again? Lol.

Where is the person head found no video

hopefulLandlord:


To come and do what? to do like the people in the below pictures?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5390622_lordschosen_jpege617d0530cf78afb718414f1ba158d4e

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6517649_fbimg1515249079506_jpegfcb2a4b7951feef39a1c5a6b8460b843

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6517650_fbimg1515320006774_jpeg46838770411fb781473beab8e3b95544

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6322751_images1_jpeg_jpeg209edec6a4f898efcdc7a52d90b407e7

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6322752_images_jpeg_jpegeb6c065c105cfe1af50da1aeadfb7a99

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6516205_photogrid1515271479069_jpeg33e4d0f17d14b6756365259a2db1a8a6


No but thanks for the offer anyways

Lol.

UDbester:
that apron needs to be taken to the aso villa, we need to render somebody powerless there

E fit be say na dream she dey narrate so

CAPITAL LIE

GavelSlam:
In Rivers state Nko?

Lol