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To The Women Especially Housewives by Sammybabelious: 3:46pm On May 11, 2018
NOTICE
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To: All Zee World, African Magic, ROK & Telemundo Fanatics

From: Husband Soccer Fans Association of Nigeria

Date: 7th may, 2018

Subject: WARNING!

This serves to inform all Zee World,Telemundo, Africa Magic, ROK (women in particular) that the world cup is commencing next month.

Therefore, effective 12th june, 2018, you are hereby humbly asked to play a vital role in reducing cases of Gender-Based /Domestic Violence by keeping your hands off all remote controls when there is a football match. Especially when it is Nigeria, brazil, spain, Germany, Argentina, france, England, mexico, japan, or Uruguay playing.

Be further warned that asking questions like, "is that Iwobi, keshi, Edwardo, Omokachi, Onazil, Milikel, Moses, Victor, Enyeama, Rashidi Yekini kicking the ball?" shall surely result in men being arrested for Gender- Based / Domestic Violence.

Kindly do us a favour by attending Women's Meetings, Church service and programs/gatherings, Such as Baby showers, Kitchen parties etc., regularly on weekends.

Your utmost co-operation in this matter would be highly appreciated.

Yours sincerely,
Husbands World Soccer Fans Club Secretary

Cc : Federal Ministry of Women's Affairs
Cc: I.G. of Police
Cc: Victim Support unit.

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