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Battle Wif Me by jaeo(m): 1:37am On May 23, 2010
come battle wif me no rules,no nuffin jst bloodshed
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 7:09pm On May 23, 2010
Roll In Ma Road JG22 Thats Ma Post Code,,,,

You Think You Can RapBut Its All Wack,,,

Try To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little Punk,,,

Where The Young Bloods Pack Nothing But Big Heat,,,

They Call Me Sweet JuicyGirl,,,

And Iam A Athlete That Compete And Defeat So I Can Eat,,,

If You Aint Down With My Set Don't Come Around My Hood,,,

If You Do We Got Wolves Straight From The Pen That Will Take Your Manhood,,,

Don't Try To Battle You Do Not Want Beef Cuz Your Girl Sucked On My Juicy And It Felt Like She Had No Teeth,,,
Re: Battle Wif Me by darequam(m): 12:23pm On May 27, 2010
I ceee u r really building a huge rep for ur sef in here,
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 12:55pm On May 29, 2010
Who is blabbing?
Re: Battle Wif Me by lario(m): 11:22am On Jun 05, 2010
i can only laugh at this one

juicy u need to work on punchlines

lil i cant see your post
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 2:58pm On Jun 07, 2010
lario u an't mark on my.
come baffle with me le me see ur better lines.
Re: Battle Wif Me by RezDog(f): 2:40pm On Jun 24, 2010
Guess what juicygirl
You come from booty world
You got one but you ain't got no boobies girl
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 4:10pm On Jun 25, 2010
You lil prick think you can rap all freely.
better not step 2 me thats a fact belive me
this **** aint easy
NL better hear me.
I am the bullet in your gun, the feeling thats still to come.
And ima remain fightin till the war is won.
this **** is still offical
so "Rez Dog" pull out ya pistols
You hopeless dreamer, staring in divine light
You suffer from hindsight
from this assigned fight
When all you can spit is that weak dogshit!!!!
Re: Battle Wif Me by RezDog(f): 5:09pm On Jun 27, 2010
Well so far I ain't seen you do any better
This girl's a schizo
She thinks she can spit so
better, when really the crap she writes about is just like a letter
Sorry Juice, but you're the one who's mistaken
You're the one who can't rap
Wake up and smell the bacon
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 11:10pm On Jun 27, 2010
I come fresh like your breath after you brush,
Wack dogshi*t like that orange soda get crushed,
My rhymes are like shot clocks,
Interstate cops and blood clots,
My point is your flow gets stopped. undecided undecided
Re: Battle Wif Me by RezDog(f): 5:32pm On Jun 28, 2010
That's it, front and pretend you can do this sh**it
But guess what, everyone knows you just blew the sh*it
And I'm proving it
Just by looking at everything you've written tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue smiley
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 1:48pm On Jul 01, 2010
I come with power to “defeat”, you gon need a mic to stop.
I’ll probably stomp on you unintentionally cuz you mi-cro-scopic.
Your “Rhymes a Joke” lemme guess, you couldn’t “find the scope.
I’ll have you left just like your rhymes, cause your Rhymes is broke.
Imma Design your face just like a Kaleidoscope.
If you anger me, my daggers gonna COLLIDE-with ya-THROAT.
You act famous, maybe on your corner where you buy~the~dope.
But round here? I couldn’t find you with a MICROSCOPE.
Sorry Kid, I really wish I could say I~SEE~YOU.
But only time I do is when you in the I.C.U/Intensive Care Unit .
When It comes 2 Rhymin I don’t care Christain, Catholic, Or Anglican.
I’ll have u stunned so bad you’ll stand just like a MANICAN.
I’m so hott, yet so cold, im like Jesus.
Only time u coulnd’t feel me’s under ANESTHESIA.
When I talk I won’t take it back, cause what I say, I meant it.
You better believe Im from J.G that makes me SO AUTHENTIC/J.G a.k.a juicygirl
SO baiscally I don' understand why u wanna b facing me.
Im worth about 10 times more then your "Rhymes"
So tell me is it really me that your tryna battle?
I come in “storming”, “LovePeddler, this” is Me, Im like a GLOBAL WARMING.
SO Beware Raz Dog cause this IS your ONLY~WARNING
Re: Battle Wif Me by RezDog(f): 3:16pm On Jul 01, 2010
I've had thousands of warnings
And you still do nothing
You obviously don't have that short a temper, you bluffin
Cuz if you did, then by now, you would of had me dead
You're not nasty, you just got out the wrong side of bed
Probably Crack side effects
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 3:28pm On Jul 01, 2010
You need to shut the hell up, big pussi
Before I beat u up and send u cryin in yo bed
u think u hardcore and all that, but u aint all that
I’ll prove it by beating you down to the mat
You cant rap, and thats a fuckin fact
so just get off yo computer and stop yo motherfuc*king act
Let real rappers do their thing, cuz they no good sh*it
if you dont that ill give u a hard hit
and im speakin the truth right there
cuz bitch, when you rap, on one will really care
maybe you need a vacation so get the hell outta NL
and bitch dont talk sh*it to me cuz i will put the smackdown
Re: Battle Wif Me by RezDog(f): 5:22pm On Jul 02, 2010
That's all I've been doing
And you still don't do it
What you rap? No you don't you just type
I go out there and use the mic
I don't even live in NL, thick *ss
You nothin but a pussi wit a big *ss
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 3:36pm On Aug 14, 2010
Didn't I say go practice kid? The best is who you rappin wit. Just like a child, you have a fit over you're trash rhymes that aren't even average bitch. I should call you Dr Suess, the way you put your words to inproper use. I know you pussi too thinkin you're sad a*ss is unstoppable. Right!, you make me laugh a lot! Ill mark you like a tattoo shop. Everytime you spit make me wanna just hit you in the face with a bag of rocks. Im just a genius. With f*ags, Im never leniant. So just know there's no reasoning cuz you're just fake, a waste, and meaningless. Still comin with the fake *shit. You're a discrase, s*hit. This kids a w*reck cry cry Ill make you choke on a ki-lo. You think you hot, but you can't beat me tho.
Re: Battle Wif Me by Slyr0x: 5:47pm On Aug 14, 2010
@ZayZeebabe1, Aiite, U owe me one,
Re: Battle Wif Me by sexyZee(f): 5:57pm On Aug 14, 2010
ok, tanks grin
Re: Battle Wif Me by gflex(m): 7:51pm On Aug 14, 2010
practical assault
im not just your regular im that type you search for
a brand new yorgurt im that taste you want more
forsee your tots from the back of my mind
im hip hop ordained something you cant deny
my height so high your words cant define
in my shrine its a double dose of rap detronine
piss on your face call me modenine
i cant be for you my tricks are defined
JUICY knows my D**ICK is Refined


juciy where you at pussy or nigeria,
Re: Battle Wif Me by FatFish: 6:23pm On Aug 17, 2010
Ye I do practice
I like it perfect
Where as you, you dont give a fuk your rhymes are worthless
Bich you need to wake up and open the curtains
I can't beat you?
Look at all these comments, all dissing you
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 2:11pm On Aug 18, 2010
i didnt wnna , but im gonna have to blast ya
you gonna regret commin back , im gnna have 2 waste ya
fatfish , now u really in shit .
tick , tock , tick tock tick , this sime crazy as$s shiit
step back , unload my techs clip ,
ima murder ya , bring ya back to life , & MURDER U AGAIN .
now get outa here , your rhymes just got slayn ,
shattre'd into peices , inflict alotta pain ,
like humpty dumpty cant put u back together again ,
oh so your a blood , ? oh , so your a O.G?
biitch C'Z up , B'Z down , let rounds off , watch u gflex flee!
hey mother fucka! where you live? gimmie some names
so i can blast ya , & c walk on ya remains ,
then take ya biitch , paint your car with her brains ,
from the tech 9 , multiple clips , cases hollow ,
ahhaha , and your mother's a slut! , i heard she swallow ' s
biitch you aint a bang'a , not a gangsta biitch!
gangsta hangin in the street! u the one that snitch!
stay in your basement , with ur wnnabe dreams
these rhyme murderin ya , thats how it seems ,
BIITCH , i will come back AGAIN , & AGAIN , & AGAIN& AGAIN ,
& AGAIN& AGAIN , & AGAIN& AGAIN , & AGAIN& AGAIN , & AGAIN
mother fucka! NO retreat! , NO surrender! aint no givin up!
biitch , u dont know what you got you self into!
DOWN TO THE BLOODY END MOTHER FUCKA! I GAURANTEE!
Re: Battle Wif Me by FatFish: 6:53pm On Aug 18, 2010
very believable [sarcastic]
so when you gonna do it?
Shite now it looks like I really just blew it [sarcastic]
If you really know my mum, what's the name of her husband?
Re: Battle Wif Me by sexyZee(f): 7:17pm On Aug 18, 2010
He z called Kitty-Cat
Re: Battle Wif Me by FatFish: 7:18pm On Aug 18, 2010
nope
Re: Battle Wif Me by sexyZee(f): 7:33pm On Aug 18, 2010
I mean he z cald pusssie
Re: Battle Wif Me by Slyr0x: 1:15pm On Aug 19, 2010
sexyZee:

I mean he z cald pusssie


lol,
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 1:11am On Aug 20, 2010
"If you really know my mum, what's the name of her husband?"
is that all you can say you fuckin twirp
you ain't shiit you can't rap
you need to be slapped
I bet you ain't even strapped
I bet if you ever do a show they won't even clap
you shouldn't even be able to call your shiit rap
I've read some of your shiit
it sounds like you were suckin a tit when you wrote it
Fatfish you a fake a?ss
I'm gonna bury yo a?ss better hope they can find yo bones
you so cheap you won't ever make it to a throne
shiit I'm tired of you so imma leave you alone.
Re: Battle Wif Me by Slyr0x: 11:23am On Aug 20, 2010
juicygirl:

"If you really know my mum, what's the name of her husband?"
is that all you can say you fuckin twirp
you ain't shiit you can't rap
you need to be slapped
I bet you ain't even strapped
I bet if you ever do a show they won't even clap
you shouldn't even be able to call your shiit rap
I've read some of your shiit
it sounds like you were suckin a bosom when you wrote it
Fatfish you a fake a?ss
I'm gonna bury yo a?ss better hope they can find yo bones
you so cheap you won't ever make it to a throne
shiit I'm tired of you so imma leave you alone.


Not bad
Re: Battle Wif Me by gflex(m): 1:43am On Aug 22, 2010
you all just scaled the wrong fence
its about to get real ugly men right now

take it or leave it i make the day
my motive long like a limousin
transform you n*ggaz, who the f*uck u be
Re: Battle Wif Me by FatFish: 6:50am On Aug 22, 2010
juicygirl:

"If you really know my mum, what's the name of her husband?"
is that all you can say you fuckin twirp
you ain't shiit you can't rap
you need to be slapped
I bet you ain't even strapped
I bet if you ever do a show they won't even clap
you shouldn't even be able to call your shiit rap
I've read some of your shiit
it sounds like you were suckin a bosom when you wrote it
Fatfish you a fake a?ss
I'm[b] gonna bury yo a?ss better hope they can find yo bones[/b]
you so cheap you won't ever make it to a throne

shiit I'm tired of you so imma leave you alone.

youve said that loads of times

i do got lovers aswell as haters

but who doesnt

some of them aren't even brotherrs or cousins

i get strangers telling me how dope my shiit is
aswell as other people who just aint widdit
Re: Battle Wif Me by juicygirl: 10:02pm On Aug 27, 2010
B!tch u just wastin' my time bring tha heat, i need a challenge, shocked.
Re: Battle Wif Me by FatFish: 1:41pm On Aug 28, 2010
ditto

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