Having big boobs and ass is cool and sweet
Until it's time for u
To run for ur life in the market
U will understand the difference between 911 and j5
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*To those who have been in relationships for more than 5 yrs*
*Pliz assist me with past papers*
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Some girls be like
My ex left a big hole in my heart ...
You think you can decieve us
We know where the big hole is my sister
.

If You Still Remember Your EX's Name,
That Means You Haven't Moved On.
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Thank God I Totally forgot Princess.
When proposing to an ugly chick
Guys be like...
" I hate to say this, but I love you"
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Any Guy Who Raise His Hands To Beat A Girl Has Never Raised That Hands In Class
.
*My Oyinbo friend asked me "why Nigerians will lock their
car via remote and hear the lock sound and still check the
door to be sure"?*
*I told him that we like to be very sure. Our village people
might have played the lock sound in our ear.*
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All these poor men harassing their wives for not giving
them
a male child, please what will The male child inherit
Dis is not d one doing me nw....
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Married people will make love almost every night = no pregnancy
Young youths will just write text message and belle will enter.... hw manage
Me ayam not understanding again oooo
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Who noticed this?
Yoruba people shout on phone,Igbo people lie on phone,Hausa people always call the wrong number.
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Dhat awkward moment in hospital when you see a mosquito coming out from the HIV ward towards you
Taaa!! Taaaa!!!!..

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