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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke!
You're , so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to handle you
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to Be Intimate?
I love you = Let's Be Intimate now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better Be Intimate now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to Be Intimate with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to Be Intimate with other guys
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

nice 1

Nansense!!!, rabbish!!

That's definitely not my English

So Blink are you in total agreement with all he posted about women?

And this Poo made the front page, Smh for nairaland. Am out of here. Mtcheew

Can someone tell me what a woman mean, when she says: "I don't know?"

What's wrong with evrybody saying poo about posts making the frontpage? U know u can't change it so why not STFU or go thru the back page! KMT

What are Nairaland moderators doing self....they just pump anything on the frontpage...what the fvck is all these bullshit.....NEXT

codernoni :
What's wrong with evrybody saying poo about posts making the frontpage? U know u can't change it so why not STFU or go thru the back page! KMT

In one sentence please explain what you understand about the post..

Staleeeeeeeeeeeee but still funny

shymmex: Can someone tell me what a woman mean, when she says: "I don't know?"

Means "whatever u say! Have it your way"

Are these frontpage topics put there manually or automatically? If its automaticaly, u have to get the system checked, if manualy,

LOL!!! Women english.. So correct! (to a point sha)

BlueBarbie: LOL!!! Women english.. So correct!

Very funny...that is really great observation and 90 percent accurate

Abeg na wo kil dele giwa?hehehe..na baba-if u put am gida na u sabi.

chineke God, hahahahaahah, lolz, shei, proudly a man. in my nex world, i will be a man

99% accurate! LWKMD!!

Whatever = ?

Thats why women call is darlin in our presence and send us straight to hell without blicking an eydlid, nice observation bro.

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d women own is somehw correct but d men own na total rubbish. What do u mean dat every guy mind is sex sex sex. Oga park well[/color]

You mean men actually think of other things??
WOW.

ArrAntUs nOnsEnsIcUs

We need to talk = I need to complain nothing is more accurate than this... this got me laffing real hard..

I total agree wit dat of de women nt de men

That of the women is somehow true buh the men is bullshit

this is simply hillarious. It got me laughing out loud in a public bus and u know wat dat means.
;Dthis is simply hillarious. It got me laughing out loud in a public bus and u know wat dat means










;Dthis is simply hillarious. It got me suddenly laughing out loud in a public bus and u know wat dat means.
. Just like most people commented, d ladies' part is argueably correct, but i have some reservations about d guy's part

Sumhow funny...

Pls guys how do i write a post on nairaland here.i did 3times last bt neva saw it posted till 2day.plz how do i make it i realy hv smting i wl like ppl to advice me on.tnx

Oh well, wen i say do wat u want, dts a sign of an impending disaster... Dis is so on point, 99% accurate.