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Women's English Vs. Men's English by jbuoy(m): 9:56pm On Mar 17, 2007 |
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke! You're , so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead MEN'S ENGLISH: I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to handle you What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now! Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay 5 Likes |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by BlinkT(f): 10:55am On May 22, 2012 |
nice 1 1 Like |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 2:37pm On May 23, 2012 |
Nansense!!!, rabbish!! That's definitely not my English |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Beaf1: 2:37pm On May 23, 2012 |
So Blink are you in total agreement with all he posted about women? |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 2:37pm On May 23, 2012 |
And this Poo made the front page, Smh for nairaland. Am out of here. Mtcheew |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Yorisb: 2:51pm On May 23, 2012 |
^^ |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 2:52pm On May 23, 2012 |
Can someone tell me what a woman mean, when she says: "I don't know?" |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by codernoni: 2:58pm On May 23, 2012 |
What's wrong with evrybody saying shit about posts making the frontpage? U know u can't change it so why not STFU or go thru the back page! KMT |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Korrection(m): 2:58pm On May 23, 2012 |
What are Nairaland moderators doing self....they just pump anything on the frontpage...what the fvck is all these bullshit.....NEXT 1 Like |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Korrection(m): 3:00pm On May 23, 2012 |
codernoni : In one sentence please explain what you understand about the post.. |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 3:02pm On May 23, 2012 |
Staleeeeeeeeeeeee but still funny |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by kombats: 3:04pm On May 23, 2012 |
d women own is somehw correct but d men own na total rubbish. What do u mean dat every guy mind is sex sex sex. Oga park well |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by toluxa1(m): 3:05pm On May 23, 2012 |
shymmex: Can someone tell me what a woman mean, when she says: "I don't know?" Means "whatever u say! Have it your way" Are these frontpage topics put there manually or automatically? If its automaticaly, u have to get the system checked, if manualy, |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 3:16pm On May 23, 2012 |
LOL!!! Women english.. So correct! (to a point sha) |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Yorisb: 3:37pm On May 23, 2012 |
BlueBarbie: LOL!!! Women english.. So correct! |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by rastamouse: 3:49pm On May 23, 2012 |
Very funny...that is really great observation and 90 percent accurate |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Dagods(m): 4:07pm On May 23, 2012 |
Abeg na wo kil dele giwa?hehehe..na baba-if u put am gida na u sabi. |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 4:58pm On May 23, 2012 |
chineke God, hahahahaahah, lolz, shei, proudly a man. in my nex world, i will be a man |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Montalo(m): 5:03pm On May 23, 2012 |
99% accurate! LWKMD!! |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by ITbomb(m): 5:40pm On May 23, 2012 |
Whatever = ? |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by chucky234(m): 6:42pm On May 23, 2012 |
Thats why women call is darlin in our presence and send us straight to hell without blicking an eydlid, nice observation bro. |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 9:56pm On May 23, 2012 |
kombats[color=red: You mean men actually think of other things?? WOW. |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Ajibel(m): 10:08pm On May 23, 2012 |
ArrAntUs nOnsEnsIcUs |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by paleo(m): 10:23pm On May 23, 2012 |
We need to talk = I need to complain nothing is more accurate than this... this got me laffing real hard.. |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by philipstanley(m): 11:10pm On May 23, 2012 |
I total agree wit dat of de women nt de men |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by ifihearam: 12:45am On May 24, 2012 |
That of the women is somehow true buh the men is bullshit |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by ril19(m): 4:03am On May 24, 2012 |
this is simply hillarious. It got me laughing out loud in a public bus and u know wat dat means. ;Dthis is simply hillarious. It got me laughing out loud in a public bus and u know wat dat means ;Dthis is simply hillarious. It got me suddenly laughing out loud in a public bus and u know wat dat means. . Just like most people commented, d ladies' part is argueably correct, but i have some reservations about d guy's part |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Nobody: 10:07am On May 24, 2012 |
Sumhow funny... |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by Eminentsam(m): 10:12am On May 24, 2012 |
Pls guys how do i write a post on nairaland here.i did 3times last bt neva saw it posted till 2day.plz how do i make it i realy hv smting i wl like ppl to advice me on.tnx 1 Like |
Re: Women's English Vs. Men's English by greedie1(f): 10:13am On May 24, 2012 |
Oh well, wen i say do wat u want, dts a sign of an impending disaster... Dis is so on point, 99% accurate. |
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