You know when something bad happens and people ask if your village people are after you? Well most of the time they aren't really in your village.

If they are not, then who are the real village people?

Your village people are not far away living in a mud hut using palm leaves for clothes, cowries for necklace and coconut shells for bra, No! They are the ones that:

1. Take up all the time you should be using to improve your situation to encourage you to drink yourself to stupor in the bar.

2. They are the ones that come to argue about Messi and don’t encourage you to be better than Messi.

3. Your village people are the ones you lend 500 naira and they rain abuses on you when you ask for it back.

4. They are the ones who would hail you when you behave in an uncouth manner in public but not call you to the side to caution you.

5. They are that guy that introduces you to all the bad girls that would drain your account in a week or to a sugar daddy that would ruin your life with abortions.

6. They are those that you introduce to your partner and within a week they slide into their DM to snatch.

7. They are those old men in Agbada that pay you money to vote for them and forget you when they enter office. After all they have paid for your stupidity.

8. They are those criminals that would pay you to destroy public life and property when things are not going well for them while their children are safely abroad.

9. They are those lga chairmen, state governors and constituency reps that you don't hold to account when they embezzle funds meant for the development of your lives and your children's future but would call on you to help them win elections.

How do you avoid them? Well you need to Get Closer to God.

Remember this: A mosquito cannot breed without stagnant water. Choosing to be closer to God has it’s advantages, you have less village mosquitoes around you, these people would find your lifestyle change so unwelcoming to their unproductive ways, and after a while they would leave you alone to blossom

11 - they are also responsible for you posting or commenting thrash in a public forum

majorbravo:
You know when something bad happens and people ask if your village people are after you?

If no, then who are the real village people?

Your village people are not far away living in a mud hut using palm leaves for clothes, cowries for necklace and coconut shells for bra, No! They are the ones that:

1. Take up all the time you should be using to improve your situation to encourage you to drink yourself to stupor in the bar.

2. They are the ones that come to argue about Messi and don’t encourage you to be better than Messi.

3. Your village people are the ones you lend 500 naira and they rain abuses on you when you ask for it back.

4. They are the ones who would hail you when you behave in an uncouth manner in public but not call you to the side to caution you.

5. They are that guy that introduces you to all the bad girls that would drain your account in a week or to a sugar daddy that would ruin your life with abortions.

6. They are those that you introduce to your partner and within a week they slide into their DM to snatch.

7. They are those old men in Agbada that pay you money to vote for them and forget you when they enter office. After all they have paid for your stupidity.

8. They are those criminals that would pay you to destroy public life and property when things are not going well for them while their children are safely abroad.

9. They are those lga chairmen, state governors and constituency reps that you don't hold to account when they embezzle funds meant for the development of your lives and your children's future but would call on you to help them win elections.

How do you avoid them? Well you need to Get Closer to God.

Remember this: A mosquito cannot breed without stagnant water. Choosing to be closer to God has it’s advantages, you have less village mosquitoes around you, these people would find your lifestyle change so unwelcoming to their unproductive ways, and after a while they would leave you alone to blossom

yarimo:
11 - they are also responsible for you posting or commenting thrash in a public forum

Thrash comment identified. You must be one of the village people mentioned in the post.