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All About Cars by dani1luv: 2:17pm On May 27, 2010
Cars in Nigeria now zoom the streets with sticjers associated with the class of their owners. On most Jeeps, you

see sticker like: THE LORD HAS LIFTED ME UP

On S-class, E-class, C-Class, Honda prelude and other cars in their category, you see I AM THE APPLE OF GOD’S

EYES. On cars like 504 and other tokunbos, you will notice the sticker TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED. On cars like good

old beetle and panel vans, you will see the sticker, LET THE WEAK SAY I AM STRONG. There are other cars

especially those that cannot pass the MT or any other road worthiness test! This cars are simply moving coffins,

have no brand name and no trace of the manufacturer or country. They are liable to fall apart any moment. Guess

what sticker you will see on this ones? RELAX, GOD IS IN CONTROL. grin grin grin
Re: All About Cars by Spyker: 2:58pm On May 27, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Re: All About Cars by dani1luv: 3:04pm On May 27, 2010
nah error be that cheesy
Re: All About Cars by Ben13: 3:21pm On May 28, 2010
Relax, gawd is in control. . . cheesy
Re: All About Cars by EfemenaXY: 5:08pm On May 28, 2010
@ poster

loving this joke cheesy
Re: All About Cars by Nobody: 11:01pm On May 28, 2010
lol
Re: All About Cars by dani1luv: 3:20pm On May 29, 2010
Ben-10:

Relax, gawd is in control. . . cheesy
Touch not my anointed. . . tongue
Re: All About Cars by AdornHomes(f): 4:00pm On May 29, 2010
Lol!
Re: All About Cars by dani1luv: 4:11pm On May 29, 2010
AdornHomes:

Lol!
You like it. . . . cheesy
Re: All About Cars by Jeovy(m): 8:38pm On May 29, 2010
nope,not really
Re: All About Cars by Kunbee: 9:30pm On May 30, 2010
Stale
Re: All About Cars by dani1luv: 10:39am On May 31, 2010
^^As usual cheesy
Re: All About Cars by Kunbee: 1:02am On Jun 01, 2010
Abi cheesy
Re: All About Cars by jokingmary(m): 2:06pm On Jun 04, 2010
funny
Re: All About Cars by romsky: 2:13pm On Jun 04, 2010
hmm dani na now u watch dat nyt of a thouasand laff?
Re: All About Cars by StudioCFR(m): 2:20pm On Jun 04, 2010
Bursted!

Lol
Re: All About Cars by Ben13: 2:23pm On Jun 04, 2010
Dani travel abroad when the cd dey move for market. tongue
Re: All About Cars by Phemour: 3:04pm On Jun 04, 2010
hmmm
Re: All About Cars by Kunbee: 9:07pm On Jun 05, 2010
Dani fit afford plane ticket to Ghana

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