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The Pope, Obasanjo And Ibori. by biggiyke(m): 3:39pm On May 27, 2010
Pope John Paul II was dying. He sent for Obasanjo and Ibori to be by his death bed.

When both arrived The Vatican days later, the pope was almost gone. He asked either of them to be on either side of his bed; Ibori on his left, Obasanjo on his right.

Both were so touched by the pope's invitation. Of all humans on earth, he had deemed them worthy to be by his death bed.

After several hours of silence, Obasanjo couldn't hold his curiosity anymore. In a whispery tone, he asked the pope, "Your Holiness, we are so touched by your invitation. However, we will like to know why you chose both of us to be by your side at this special moment in history."

The pope took a long break, bereft of strength, summoned his last breath, and said, "Jesus died beside two thieves. I want to die like him."

Ibori couldn't believe his ears. He fled to Dubai,
Re: The Pope, Obasanjo And Ibori. by dani1luv: 3:42pm On May 27, 2010
:d wink
Re: The Pope, Obasanjo And Ibori. by D1KeleVra(m): 10:15pm On May 27, 2010
tehehe grin
Re: The Pope, Obasanjo And Ibori. by seanmykel(m): 1:48am On May 28, 2010
Pope John Paul II was dying. He sent for Obasanjo and Ibori to be by his death bed.

When both arrived The Vatican days later, the pope was almost gone. He asked either of them to be on either side of his bed; Ibori on his left, Obasanjo on his right.

Both were so touched by the pope's invitation. Of all humans on earth, he had deemed them worthy to be by his death bed.

After several hours of silence, Obasanjo couldn't hold his curiosity anymore. In a whispery tone, he asked the pope, "Your Holiness, we are so touched by your invitation. However, we will like to know why you chose both of us to be by your side at this special moment in history."

The pope took a long break, bereft of strength, summoned his last breath, and said, "Jesus died beside two thieves. I want to die like him."

Ibori couldn't believe his ears. He fled to Dubai,






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Re: The Pope, Obasanjo And Ibori. by D1KeleVra(m): 3:23pm On May 28, 2010
^^This guy well so?
Re: The Pope, Obasanjo And Ibori. by Ben13: 3:29pm On May 28, 2010
More jokes, pls. . . cheesy
Re: The Pope, Obasanjo And Ibori. by sylve11: 4:48pm On May 28, 2010
@poster u try.

Sad to know that Ibori and Ben10 grew up together sad sad sad cool

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