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Funny Truth by HRich(m): 3:21am On May 31, 2018 |
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Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again
British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex
American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex
African Relationship:
1st day= money for hair
2nd day= Restaurant
3rd day= Restaurant again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or
cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked:
"what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone,
am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have phone intimacy but the woman
complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a
new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he
buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where
is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are
serious"
28th day= he buy phone but girl said she's on her period.
29TH= she is ready but mother called her to come prepare
food.
30th= RAPE!!! 1 Like |
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