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Kids Life by dgagar(m): 8:20am On Jun 01, 2018 |
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS 1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2.- if u didn't play rubber band. 3.- if u neva bath in the d rain. 4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1 5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed. 6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones. 7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school. 8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d bed with friends. 9.- if u have never flew a kite. 10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands. 11.- if u never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. 12.- if u didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off. 13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter. 14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night. 15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car. 16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while walking on the street. 17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire. 18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. ........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!.... Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i didn't knw either until i grew up. ....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles... Happy New Month To You All
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