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| I Want To Kidnap Myself! by ziggyjoe: 12:11pm On May 30, 2010 |
I aSKED MY GIRLFRIEND TO LEND ME 25K, BUT SHE SAY SHE NO GET WHILE HER BALANCE IS 30K IN D BANK. SO I CAME WITH A PLOT: I WILL KIDNAP MYSELF, AND CALL HER- ''IF U EVA WANNA SEE UR BOYFRIEND AGAIN, WITHDRAW DAT 30K IN UR ACCOUNT AND WRAP IT IN NEWSPAPER AND GO AND DROP BEHIND HIS HOUSE AND GO BAK HOME WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY. BUT I NEED A PARTNER. WHOS INTERESTED?  OPPORTUNITY CUMS BUT ONCE |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Jeovy(m): 12:25pm On May 30, 2010 |
poor boyfriend, she go deny you |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by ziggyjoe: 12:38pm On May 30, 2010 |
Jeovy:  ReALLY? PLS ADVISE ME THEN. I NEED DAT 25K. ANOTHER GIRL DEY ACCUSE ME SAY I GIV AM BELLE. SO I SAY MAKE WE GO DO BLOOD TEST. I JUST WANT HOLD DAT 25K IN CASE D RESULT POINTS OUT SAY NA ME D FATHER. |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by alexichi(f): 2:07pm On May 30, 2010 |
Can u imagine?  i was even beginning 2 get interestd until i read wat u nid d money 4. 'hiss',u wan use anoda girl's hard earned money 4 ur 'mess'? |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by dani1luv: 2:20pm On May 30, 2010 |
Rubbish. . . |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by EfemenaXY: 4:24pm On May 30, 2010 |
@poster - this story's not for real is it? You're leading us on abi? Anyway sha, u need to switch places with ur girlfriend as per: 1. She go play u against another man 2. Plan to dupe u of ur 25k, to see whether na u be the father of her pregnancy or not 3. Come yarn us with some Nollywood storyline-in-the-making After that - come n tell us how u dey feel <hisses in disbelief> |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Jeovy(m): 8:59pm On May 30, 2010 |
Analyst  |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Kunbee: 9:09pm On May 30, 2010 |
Oponu |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by StudioCFR(m): 10:40am On May 31, 2010 |
Were is the joke for christ sake?  |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by dani1luv: 10:43am On May 31, 2010 |
^^You dey mind am |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Kunbee: 1:02am On Jun 01, 2010 |
The joke is in Tayos trouser  |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by jokingmary(m): 2:15pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
Kunbee: Do you mind bringing it out for us? |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Kunbee: 9:08pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
I dont do that, ask Stadium |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by jokingmary(m): 9:58pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
Kunbee: help us na |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by patwhizkid(f): 10:50pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
Is dis a joke or a tantrum? |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Kunbee: 1:22am On Jun 06, 2010 |
jokingmary: Na by force  |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by jokingmary(m): 10:51am On Jun 10, 2010 |
Kunbee: you told us where it is now help us bring it out |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:03pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
This poster well so? |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Kunbee: 11:39pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
jokingmary: I dont know o |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Ziggyjoel(f): 8:27am On Jun 11, 2010 |
I wONDER Y U GUYS ARE STILL COMMENTING! I GUESS THE TITTLE SWEPT U ALL OFF YA FEET! |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Kunbee: 1:50am On Aug 01, 2010 |
Your facial expressions are ugly |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by oboidanre(f): 7:49pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
@ poster Ode |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by EfemenaXY: 8:04pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
^^ wetin Ode come mean sef  I sure say na insult - abi?? abeg tish me jor! |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by oboidanre(f): 8:20pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
ode na mumu |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by EfemenaXY: 8:22pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Lol - okay guessed as much!  |
| Re: I Want To Kidnap Myself! by Kunbee: 1:55am On Aug 04, 2010 |
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