Word Play (PUN) Paronomasia: SIR A-ONE weaving of words (Volume 13)

Volume 13 is a new dimensional work in the series 'SIR A-ONE weaving of words'. Just for the purpose of paronomasia. So, semantic analysis is left for the audience. A little deviation from the normal syntactic structure. How about the beautiful use of language that usually accompany the series 'SIR A-ONE weaving of words'?

MISS THIS NOT:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/01/sir-a-one-weaving-of-lines-volume-1/

Is the morphological scent of weaving of words out of this volume?
Should one forgets pragmatics in this volume 13?
Go through this volume in the atmosphere of Word Play.

"If you're Dickson, and your Dick don't sin then your Dick must be tin to warrant such a thing."
SIR A-ONE

"I can receive punches from her cos I do it for the pun of it, no wonder she groans and moans just for me to cum. I don't hate to come to her, I can go and cum anyhow just for her sake; she makes me sick for goodness sake. "
SIR A-ONE

"I pun, not porn. My constant punning pisses 'Miss' off. But I have not seen her truly off."
SIR A-ONE

DON'T MISS:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/02/sir-a-ones-weaving-of-words-volume-2/


"I can downgrade cos of her and later upgrade. Why upgrade when she has not licensed the downgrade for my grades to be fully upgraded. She's the queen of light and upgrade. Even if I am a lecturer, I cannot grade her."
SIR A-ONE

"When Nigerian politicians loot, Nigerians salute."
SIR A-ONE

"I can't erotically kill. But I can peel and lick lies. Nigeria is a place where they harvest lies with the truth called sickle. Nigerians are sick oh."
SIR A-ONE

READ ALSO:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/03/the-act-of-sexual-intercourse-sir-a-ones-weaving-of-words-volume-3-not-suitable-for-those-below-18-years/

"I felt I was going to be taught the act of thought in school. I thought over what I was taught and realised no taught was really thoughtful."
SIR A-ONE

"Take 'C' from Class and it becomes Lass. Amputate 'L' from it and it becomes Ass. I will not take from it any longer cos nothing smells like an ass. Go and ask a nursing mother. Las(t) Las(t), ass does smell."
SIR A-ONE

"Every toy is like a foil. They will all end up in the soil."
SIR A-ONE

"Every lady is a baby. Call any lady a baby and see the reactions of a true baby."
SIR A-ONE

HAVE YOU SEEN?
http://www.pengician.com/2017/04/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-4/

"Nothing inspires me as when those who once despised me retire to now fire me for good."
SIR A-ONE

"A naive daughter of Eve once said 'fork na Bleep' No fault in that right? Always write right as Jodekss once said. Not all write (up) are right. But with pun, people can watch mistakes like porn and make them right."
SIR A-ONE

"If your father can't take you further, feather a chick and farther north ward. Take everything forward and kill every backward mentality."
SIR A-ONE

YOU WILL LOVE:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/05/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-5/

"All love will become lust someday. Take me. Rake me. Fake me. Whichever ways, rate me first."
SIR A-ONE

"If a child has a mother who is a broadcaster, the mother will always be at the station. And if the father is a police officer, he would always be at the station. Such a child will always suffer from station affection and attention."
SIR A-ONE

"Nothing gladdens my heart like when Obasanjo and Buhari are firing words at each other. They are both military brothers who have dine and wine at Aso Rock. The former paved way for the latter before the bazin becomes a basket that could no longer hold water."
SIR A-ONE

CHECK THIS OUT:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/06/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-6/

"When you slam a door, you bang. When you slam a chick on the door they equally call it bang. A good birthday should go with a bang. If you know your enemy, bang him on the head. When you leap and jerk, you bang as well. The worst bang of all bangs is the emotional one."
SIR A-ONE

"Hit the street. Hit the farm. Hit the mosque. Hit the bank. Hit the Church. Hit people. Hit the market. Hit anywhere, but make sure you hit what will bring cash your way."
SIR A-ONE

"An online thug is nothing compared with a physical thug. Former is fake. Latter is real. To be a successful politician in Nigeria, you must be an ex thug."
SIR A-ONE

YOU WILL CHERISH:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/07/the-smell-of-the-internet-sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-7-featuring-jodekss-gloatkenf/

"A Christian beard gang and a Muslim beard gang are quite different. Go figure the difference yourself."
SIR A-ONE

"Every affair is private. Until the private parts of it is brought into the pubic glare."
SIR A-ONE

"Nothing will be fair as long as some persons continue to bleach the skin of life."
SIR A-ONE

ANOTHER ONE FROM SIR A-ONE:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/08/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-8/

"Every lawyer is a certified liar. They cook up lies to make money daily from their victims (clients) by painting black as whites at the court of law."
SIR A-ONE

"Choir stress is evidenced in a choir mistress. A choir master will always want to miss the choir mistress."
SIR A-ONE

"You can't play with anyone's daughter and go Scot free, but you're free to play with words and become a pun master who will dominate any porn master."
SIR A-ONE

A MUST READ:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/08/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-9-pengician-world-records-breaking-records-and-setting-records/

"As brief as brief illness, some lives are shorter than brief illnesses."
SIR A-ONE

"A bar man is different from a man behind bars. And both of them are different from a member of the bar (barrister)."
SIR A-ONE

"A lady that wears a push up to push her boobs to the public, and another that wears a push up bra to tell the world she has boobs, when actually there is nothing to show forth in the chest; is as wicked as a woman who carried pregnancy for nine months; and later abandoned the baby in a gutter. Don't stutter further, life in a gutter is beyond order."
SIR A-ONE

ANOTHER BOMB:
http://www.pengician.com/2017/11/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-10-slay-queens/

"Change the frame, change the background; the picture is still the same. No need to maim your efforts to belong when you don't really belong. Build a brand and people will belong. A voice and brand will make them belong."
SIR A-ONE

"I play with words, I am not a joker. I joke with words, I am not a joker either. Is either word play is part of me or I am part of word play."
SIR A-ONE

"Too much seriousness will lead to a life of unseriousness, just as too much sense becomes nonsense within a twinkle of an I (eye)."
SIR A-ONE

EXPLOSIVE:
http://www.pengician.com/2018/01/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-11/

"Some can Facebook for 4 hours, but can't face book(s) for an hour. What a sorry state of the mind? Facebook cannot help you face book(s). Facebook is the father of blunders. People praise and celebrate mediocrity on Facebook. Some wicked icons will not tell you your mistakes and you will be feeling like a star on top blunders. I will advise you face book(s) and less Facebook."
SIR A-ONE

"When a 12 year old gives birth to a baby, it means a baby girl has begotten a baby to call a baby."
SIR A-ONE

"People don't take any order seriously in Nigeria, other than a military order. Even a presidential order is no order as Nigerians are concerned."
SIR A-ONE

HAVE YOU READ?:
http://www.pengician.com/2018/05/sir-a-one-weaving-of-words-volume-12/

"I can face my face on the mirror for minutes. I become bolder when I see my face in the mirror. I do say to myself, 'This is one upright icon with no part 2 anywhere in this wide world' ."
SIR A-ONE

"There is no yoke harder than the self-yoke. I mean the yoke you gladly put yourself. It becomes a yoke when the wrong lady is being celebrated in your life. My friend, go eat egg yoke and flush a way that mighty yoke from your existence."
SIR A-ONE

" 'At a time, no time' No matter the sense you try to make, there are group of individuals that will take it as nonsense. Don't be angry when they seem to see only nonsense from your sense. Not everyone is with sense anyway."
SIR A-ONE

That's the end of this volume. I look forward to reading your comments below this post. Take your precious time to read 'SIR A-ONE weaving of words' Volume 1-12 and match it with this volume 13. I will love to see your comments, criticisms, reviews etc.

© SIR A-ONE

Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a full-time blogger and literatus.