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Taking A Woman To Bed by Labans(m): 2:43pm On Mar 21, 2007
Taking a woman to bed

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story What bed Who the hell are you
Re: Taking A Woman To Bed by cuteass1(f): 2:57pm On Mar 21, 2007
@ Labans

one of the best so far cheesy incredibly funny grin grin grin
Re: Taking A Woman To Bed by Labans(m): 3:34pm On Mar 21, 2007
@ cute-ass, kiss kiss kiss You can say that again! grin grin grin
Re: Taking A Woman To Bed by olagoke1(m): 11:27pm On Mar 21, 2007
well tarlent displayed, cool tongue shocked grin funny

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